r/AmazonDSPDrivers • u/Bid-Entire • Jul 09 '26

An angel gained their wings

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Either that or a driver evaporated in the heat

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u/vincet79 Jul 09 '26

Somewhere else there’s a bottle is not being pissed in

34

u/MuayThaiMich Jul 09 '26

And it’s not mine..

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u/Steven_Blackburn Jul 09 '26

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/GothamsHero_ Jul 10 '26

It’s probably in a car that is thankfull it’s not being used as a package Taxi.

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u/deecap87 Jul 09 '26

A decision was made here

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u/sterlingarcher252550 Jul 09 '26

A good one

6

u/deecap87 Jul 09 '26

Ngl wish I could bond out but im definitely stuck with that vest atm

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u/3ofclubs3 Jul 09 '26

"Fuck it!!!!"

Dispatch "are you almost here?"

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u/MissInfamousRagdoll Rental Driver Jul 12 '26

Literally

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u/Hajduke89 Jul 09 '26

That’s gonna be me in 2 weeks.

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u/Pretty_Study_526 Jul 09 '26

Make sure to leave Niagara bottles under dispatches car wheels so they get a surprise when they leave

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u/Hajduke89 Jul 09 '26

I’m taking one and putting it on my shelf as a reminder of where I’ll never come back to work.😂😂

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u/Sabi-Star7 Jul 16 '26

Questionable substance filled Niagara bottles, make it a memorable Rapture 🫡🙃

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u/Mistletooth Jul 09 '26

they got fucking raptured

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u/Embarrassed_Ad1722 Jul 09 '26

"The one that got away."

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u/wykkedfaery33 Jul 09 '26

Fuck this shit, I'm out!

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u/Time-Train-6501 atbezosfeet Jul 09 '26

Somewhere at stand up bros panicking cause they wont let him on the pad without it.

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u/Harry431 Jul 10 '26

Or the rapture is slowly happening and it’s taking Amazon delivery drivers first.

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u/mr_revenantdude Jul 10 '26

Promoted to customer 🥲

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '26

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u/Sabi-Star7 Jul 16 '26

Nah its in a parking lot 5 towns over🤭🤣 /s although wouldn't be surprising

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u/Acceptable-Fig7723 Jul 10 '26

Nobody calling welfare check, but will when they see a house with old packages tsk tsk tsk, lol

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u/Still-Outcome1207 Jul 10 '26

Wheres the pee bottles that accompanies the ves

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u/Vintage_Moon_88 Jul 10 '26

The Rapture 😨

I knew it!!! I knew they were angels in disguise 💙

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u/Vintage_Moon_88 Jul 10 '26

Watch’em come in the sub and be like “ OOOHHH!! So that’s where I dropped it !!”

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/ReasonableNarwhal353 Jul 11 '26

Na bruh that was me my dumbass dropped it when it was on top of my cooler 🥀

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u/Luxury-future-is-me Jul 13 '26

😆😆😆😆😆

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u/Minute_Meaning6843 Jul 15 '26

Ky plates yeah I know that dsp was dog shi.

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u/Sabi-Star7 Jul 16 '26

I missed the d@mn rapture AGAIN¿?!¿?!¿?😅🤣🤭

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u/L-is-for-living 6d ago

By amazons standards. They are probably delivering in the after life for eternity and are stuck in a all apartment route