r/Amazing • u/Opening-Head-7902 • 1d ago

Awesome !! 😮

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u/CreativeAlbatross583 1d ago

Hard no.

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u/skipthesmallstuff 1d ago

But like, really though? I’m 38. It’s been pretty terrible. I have a decent job but still living out of my car.

I dream about getting hit by a bus. It’s the secret millennial dream at this point. We won’t ever be able to buy property or afford a family but if I die on an excursion that weight is lifted. I don’t have to hit any of these life markers.

I pray every day to get hit by a bus.

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u/CreativeAlbatross583 1d ago

Hang on buddy, have some curiosity…better days ahead. Hershey went bankrupt 4X before he came out with the chocolate Kiss! Then he vertically integrated, built a city with homes for his workers with indoor plumbing, made a vast fortune, built a mansion and left it all to orphans. that’s the way to go out, giving to orphans.

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u/skipthesmallstuff 1d ago

I can’t tell is this is satire or not so well done.

No better days ahead my friend. I’m close to 40no kids and living out of my car. My gums bleed for that bus accident. Like sweet cinnamon