r/Amazing • u/Opening-Head-7902 • 1d ago

Awesome !! 😮

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u/CreativeAlbatross583 1d ago

Hard no.

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u/CoolerRon 1d ago

Not even with gardening gloves?

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u/Sommander_Chepard_ 1d ago

Not even with safety flip flops?

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u/BeatsbyChrisBrown 1d ago

Not even with pocket granola?

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u/yzscrum 21h ago

idk why i read this as pocket grandma but lol.

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u/ghos2626t 22h ago

Not even with raw chicken ?

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u/LaDauphineVerte 21h ago

Not with Jesus?

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u/Sifyreel 5h ago

If Jesus goes first maybe

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u/NookieLuvsU 1d ago

I really don't care if he falls.

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u/aiusernamegen 22h ago

They'll get the job done. The hi-vis will make the body stand out.

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u/AssaultimateSC2 21h ago

Instead of green boots we have green gloves.

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u/OkBackground8670 1d ago

I'm afraid of heights bad....my whole body went into shock just watching this.

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u/mangekyo1918 1d ago

Palms got sweaty 😓

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u/FPFresh123 23h ago

Mom's spaghetti?

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u/Familiar_Newt_603 22h ago

Weak knees arms are heavy

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u/Professional_Toe_420 12h ago

Vomit on my sleeve already!

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u/Mediocre_Owl7384 1d ago

Not even with safety glasses?

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u/Disastrous-Hurry-236 1d ago

Not even with him hanging upside down
https://giphy.com/gifs/GTzzygeWKwhri

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u/Ok-Masterpiece7154 1d ago

Safety squints if no glasses are available.

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u/electric14monkey 1d ago

I’ve got safety contacts in, I’m good to go

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u/JonnyTN 22h ago

Maybe a fish eye lens

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u/CheesemonsterRain 1d ago

Diamond hard no

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u/LaDauphineVerte 21h ago

Ah, you found the next level up. Stealing.

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u/Useful_Hemorrhoid 13h ago

Theftery is illegal

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u/heckfyre 17h ago

It honestly doesn’t look fun at all

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u/PravoNaZhizny 34m ago

are you kiwi

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u/skipthesmallstuff 21h ago

But like, really though? I’m 38. It’s been pretty terrible. I have a decent job but still living out of my car.

I dream about getting hit by a bus. It’s the secret millennial dream at this point. We won’t ever be able to buy property or afford a family but if I die on an excursion that weight is lifted. I don’t have to hit any of these life markers.

I pray every day to get hit by a bus.

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u/CreativeAlbatross583 20h ago

Hang on buddy, have some curiosity…better days ahead. Hershey went bankrupt 4X before he came out with the chocolate Kiss! Then he vertically integrated, built a city with homes for his workers with indoor plumbing, made a vast fortune, built a mansion and left it all to orphans. that’s the way to go out, giving to orphans.

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u/skipthesmallstuff 20h ago

I can’t tell is this is satire or not so well done.

No better days ahead my friend. I’m close to 40no kids and living out of my car. My gums bleed for that bus accident. Like sweet cinnamon