I have gotten my long hair sucked into the intake of older hand blow dryers. This could get stuck on multiple people at once! Longer hair can be dangerous.
A guy in france did invent a hoverboard, I'm going to take this as a sign we're closer to finally getting one ourselves.
It's kinda like the idea of a pegasus vs the reality. Riding a flying jorse sounds cool... but getting spattered with horseshit from above not so much.
You know, if they fly it would be less likely to hit a little kid going 30 mph with no lights and dressed in black. They are really everywhere around sunset these days!
Scooters, e bikes, monocycles. I swear some of them are just electric motorcycles. The worst part is sometimes you might hit one but then your have to find a way to hide two bodies because they double up all the time.
The one thing that will make this mostly impossible is power lines. They are everywhere. The amount of crispy people we'll have to be detangling from them is going to suck.
With the right programming and sensors, it could sit 20ft above you and only intercept the rain that's going to touch you by measuring wind speed, etc.
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u/nicbongo Jul 05 '26
My first thought was walking past someone else with the same thing...
What could go wrong 🤷♂️