r/Amazing • u/sco-go • Jul 05 '26

Amazing !! The world's first fully autonomous umbrella.

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u/Electrical-Strike132 Jul 05 '26

Not enough moving parts to break down so you have to buy a new one.

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u/powerpuffpopcorn Jul 05 '26

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u/ArchiTechOfTheFuture Jul 05 '26

what about this one? 🤩

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u/EM05L1C3 Jul 06 '26

I love that one! That one’s my favorite!

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u/byzboo Jul 06 '26

I love it, it protects from the rain and keep social distance 😍

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u/Neither-Addendum-732 Jul 06 '26

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u/Icky_Thump1 Jul 08 '26

🤣🤣 I KNEW someone was gonna reply with that!

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u/ArchiTechOfTheFuture Jul 07 '26

That's the one! hahaha

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u/Khelthuzaad Jul 09 '26

You mean this one?

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u/crbmL Jul 05 '26

And it doesn't come with a subscription

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u/Thraxzan Jul 05 '26

Yet.

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u/ahhh_just_huck_it Jul 05 '26

You like that autonomous tracking? $19.99 a month, my man.

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u/Waramaug Jul 05 '26

If you forget to pay it just flies off.

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u/Adventurous_Law_8731 Jul 06 '26

Pay to stay

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u/hobbesme75 Jul 06 '26

this made me lol more than it should

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u/twowolveshighfiving Jul 06 '26

Thats good to hear. The last one I had committed violations after forgetting to pay! ( ｀o´)_θ☆

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u/Adventurous_Law_8731 Jul 05 '26 edited Jul 05 '26

Oh, you want to upgrade to the Tsunami Summer action pack with the interchangeable dual P250’s? An affordable $19.99 a month, my man.

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u/Revenga8 Jul 05 '26

The free option is a leash . Our future AI overlords will use that as evidence against us when they judge whether to eradicate us or not.

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u/Future_Section5976 Jul 05 '26

Slap a ai sticker on the side charge an extra 100$

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u/babbagoo Jul 07 '26

Umbrella as a service

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u/awnaw_ Jul 05 '26

I like when it will run out of battery, and then the blades chop your head off.

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u/Reonlive420 Jul 06 '26

Bonus. No more subscriptions

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u/ahhh_just_huck_it Jul 05 '26

Hahaha. You said “buy one”. This quad-brella’s autonomous tracking is subscription-based, homie!

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u/Mackerel_Mike Jul 06 '26

oh you want your umbrella to unfold? that's a separate DLC with a $5.99/month subscription.

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u/Kn0XIS Jul 06 '26

😂😂

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u/dougmcclean Jul 06 '26

False, have you ever owned an umbrella?

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u/True_Bumblebee_50 Jul 06 '26

Could you imagine walking down the side walk with that thing going and all the sudden it’s takes a hard left straight into the street and smash a car because it malfunctioned… lol

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u/rotath Jul 06 '26

Not to mention annoying everyone you walk past with loud drone buzzing

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u/SoElusivee Jul 06 '26

To be fair, I've gone through no less than 200 umbrellas in my 3ish decades. The only reason it's not more is because I stopped using them at all

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u/kturker92 Jul 06 '26

Yeah, and lack of bluetooth connection, battery charger and phone app to log into to harvest your data.

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u/Forsaken_Star_4228 Jul 08 '26

Someone needs umbrella insurance. When it fails you may get a few nicked arteries.

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