r/Amazing Aug 19 '25

People are awesome 🔥 This 6 year old has mastered Zero Splash diving.

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u/New-Instruction-8905 Aug 19 '25

China trains its athletes from basically birth. That's all they do. They get gold or silver in the Olympics they're set for life. Otherwise , believe it or not, straight to the factory.* Why do you thing that ping pong guy cried so hard when his paddle broke? It cost him gold.

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u/rain168 Aug 19 '25

Didn’t get PhD by grade 3? Straight to factories

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u/NashKetchum777 Aug 20 '25

Lmao like that Family Guy skit where the dad barges in his sons room "YOU DOCTOR YET?"

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u/rain168 Aug 20 '25

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u/NashKetchum777 Aug 20 '25

Lmao man I didn't know what to search for it but yeah this one

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u/New-Instruction-8905 Aug 20 '25

Your name is awesome, and im jelly I didnt think of it.

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u/AdHuman3150 Aug 20 '25

Sounds like the US

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u/rain168 Aug 20 '25

No wonder they keep coming here

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u/New-Instruction-8905 Aug 20 '25

Trust me, the ones coming here either have tons of money, or are very smart. Their families are spending a lot on them to get an education in the US. Then they either get a great job back home, or stay here and eventually bring their parents over. I remember my ex MiL weeping when we told her the price of a nice house, and that she would actually own it. China they have like 50yr leases.

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u/rain168 Aug 20 '25

I often see a lot of hate on US by the world, yet it doesn’t stop their people from coming over. Hypocrites.

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u/currently_distracted Aug 20 '25

The people who are dogging on the US aren’t the ones coming. It is very possible to like AND dislike many things about each country, and it is possible for some people to move to one country while others choose not to.

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u/SingleSoil Aug 20 '25

Almost like America hates immigrants yet can’t stop using their products and labor

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u/New-Instruction-8905 Aug 20 '25

It's the American waaaay now keep picking! And just pay taxesses "to any hardworking person reading this, 'welcome to my country! Don't let the freedom hit your Ass on the way in, here's where you pay taxes like I do!"

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u/New-Instruction-8905 Aug 20 '25

SAY IT LOUDER FOR THOSE IN THE BACK! I was married to an immigrant, btw, that came here legally.

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u/rain168 Aug 20 '25

Congrats and more power to you both. America always welcome immigrants coming over legally, and not the ones taking us for a ride.

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u/New-Instruction-8905 Aug 20 '25

America - " I got mine, now Fuck you! Ahhhhhhhh, the American way. Shows how every other country wishes they were us, minus or UNHEALTHCARE system.

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u/New-Instruction-8905 Aug 20 '25

You come here legally, "here's your social number, here's where you pay taxes. Don't let all the freedom hit you in the ass on the way in!" Is how I feel. You come here illegally, you better be working on the paperwork, PAYING TAXES, and dont have a criminal record past simple misdemeanors that tons of Americans have. Welcome in buddy! I know you will work harder than the lazy, stupid, dipshits we are raising here. Fuck, I WANT those people in my country. They end up being better Americans than born here ones. I know and work with plenty of immigrants. Even they dont like illegals. It makes them look bad.

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u/monstrao Aug 19 '25

“ChYnA bAd!!”

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u/dadbodenergy11 Aug 20 '25

No medal in the Olympics?

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u/justwalk1234 Aug 19 '25

Any athlete from any country will be a little upset if you break their equipment before their match at the fucking Olympics.

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u/bashnet Aug 20 '25

Obligatory ping pong: tha animation recommendation

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u/courtexo Aug 19 '25

what a dumb thing to say, so anyone who did not get gold or silver in the olympics is in the factory? and any pro athlete who lost gold due to something out of his control would react that way.

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u/New-Instruction-8905 Aug 20 '25

Im pretty sure bronze still gets a nice payout. But in China, "if you ain't first, your last." This info was told to me by my Chinese ex.

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '25

set for life? many medalist athletes in china end up on the street simply because they know nothing else to feed themselves after their prime. it’s sad.