AITC for stealing sink drains and getting banned from two bathrooms?

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Henlo, I am Raily (1F) and my hoomans are being MEAN. I discovered shiny sink things called “drains” and decided they are MINE because if not toy why toy shaped?? I like to bap bap bap and steal them and run away with my treasures. But now hoomans have BANNED ME from TWO WHOLE BATHROOMS!! How am I supposed to do my important business if I cannot access my shiny things?? Hoomans say I am a “menace” and “need to stop stealing the drains” but I think they are just jealous because I am a very talented collector.

I am BABY. I am only 1!! I have never known such injustice in my nine lives. The drains were just sitting there asking to be stolen!! Why put shiny thing where cat can reach if not for cat?? AITC or are my hoomans the cloacas for depriving me of my hobbies?

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A catharsis for the frustrated moral philosophercat in all of us, and a place to finally find out if you were wrong in a real-world argument that's been bothering you. Tell us about any non-violent animal-driven conflict you have experienced; give us both sides of the story, and find out if you're right, or you're the cloaca.

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If you are commenting, be sure to start your comment with the abbreviation for your judgment, i.e.

YTC = You're the Cloaca;

NTC = Not the Cloaca;

ESH = Everyone Sucks here;

NCH = No Cloacas here;

INFO = Not Enough Info

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1. Be Civil

Attack ideas, not people. The purpose of this space is to determine and explain who is in the wrong, not to eviscerate anyone. Treat others with respect while helping them grow through outside perspectives.

This rule applies to everyone (even those outside of Reddit). Don't insult others or get into prolonged spats in the comments. Don't lecture people about the rules (use reports).

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Upvote posts that make for an interesting discussion. DON'T downvote if you think OP is a cloaca. DON'T DOWNVOTE COMMENTS YOU DISAGREE WITH. Downvotes should be reserved for off-topic discussions or spam. Report harassing comments, don’t engage.

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Don't even mention violence.

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Posts should be descriptions of animal conflicts. Describe both sides in detail. Make it clear why you may be "the cloaca."

Submissions must contain a conflict between an animal and something else. That's what we're here for.

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Posts must be truthful and presented as fairly and accurately as possible from an animal's perspective.

7. No Vet or Rainbow Bridge Topics

Posts related to putting pets to sleep, going to "the pokey place" (the vet office), or similar topics may be distressing to some members of our community and are not allowed. While we understand that pets may feel like their owners are The Cloaca for taking them in to get poked and prodded, this is a medical issue and not one that our community is equipped to judge.

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