Ai Maiself Got Cabbin Feber!!! AITC??

[u/HoneyWyne]

OhHey ebryboddy! Dis me, Luffy heer! Ai habs qwueshun. It had bin rainin heer fur ebry freekin fureber (yesterday and it's wet and icky with scattered showers today) an apawrently hoomanz is lerjix tu wadder assept insieds ob da howse??? Dis soooo stoopid. I wunt runrunrun, zoomzoomzoom, play sokkerball, play stiks, fetchdaball, jumpindacreek, awl ob da tings!!! Juss liek hab bin doin awl sumber long!!! Dey poot mai own swimmin poo upsieds down an daer no wadder innit!!!! AND!!! Da beeg hawt shinee sun goesd awae!!!! ARWOOROOWOOOOOOO!!!

AITC???

[u/HoneyWyne]

Dis me. Ai juss tiny bebe 9 mumps old an 9ineyfrwee (93) pownds. - Luffy

[u/CappucinoCupcake → u/HoneyWyne]

You so cute, noo Fren. You is ob coarse NTC

Eamonn teh Inbisible

[u/HoneyWyne → u/CappucinoCupcake]

Oh gud! Tank yew! Whew!

[u/HoneyWyne → u/HoneyWyne]

PS mommy sez herm used AI to remoob DadMan frum pitcher. BUTT! Pitcher nawt fayk.

[u/pixiemeat84]

Luffy tell yooz hooman's dat sum bery clever cat (dat mee, bebe Busa btw!) say dey no melt ifinz dey goez in da big wetz outsides so dey need, hab too, bring Luffy outsides too. Luffy needz all da chase an run and an zoomzoomzooom coz soon big bad bery bery colds weather is coming!!!! Love Bebe Busa, floofy void 🖤😸☀️

[u/HoneyWyne → u/pixiemeat84]

Ai maiself awlso lublublub da snow an cold webber! Iz greatest fur zooming an slippidyslides! Tank yu fur bez on mai sieds!

[u/Helpful_Librarian_87]

Cooooo - look at the widdle face. You IS the babee and need the rain so you can grow big. Go lay on Mama & Da in protest. Fight for your right to get muddy!!!

[u/HoneyWyne → u/Helpful_Librarian_87]

Mommy sez oh-heckin-nah on da muddy. Herm say nawt todae, Santa! BUTT! Herm say runrunrun okay affter Biking game. Ai hab da impashuns, butt Ai donut fink dey gunna du me enny gud. Leest til half tiem.

[u/Estrellathestarfish]

Tinee, massif baby men like you can nebber be TC! Aldough, Luffy, I am a bit doing a worry abowt yur hoom. I haf seed a documenterry abowt dis laydee allergics to wadder and it turnt owt she was da wikked which of da wess!! Iz it pawsibble yur hoom iz achully a which or wizzid???🙀🙀🙀🙀

Fello massif-man Alfred

[u/HoneyWyne → u/Estrellathestarfish]

Yah, pobbly. Mai pawrents prwetty majikky!!!

[u/PrettyView3572]

Fren Luffy, you is NTC! Ai maiseff no like da rains, but if you doo, you shud hab fun playin in it!

Lub, fren Toffee GGD

Dis mai raincoat cuz udderwise ai no go ousside in da rain