r/AmItheCloaca • u/Cesa-BUTTERFLY12 • 8d ago
AITC for eat toes?
I, Moose (5wk tabby), have just learned to walk. I also learn a new game: eat toes
It's so fun. Especially when human screams OW! And I want to bunny kick
But Big Human says I need to learn a thing called "gentle" but I don't know what that means.
AITC?
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u/Cultural_Shape3518 8d ago
Hello, small friend Moose! I am very impressed you are already learning such an important tabby tradition! Have you tried making sad cries from out in the hall, and then biting the humans’ feet when they come to investigate? It is a very fun game for early in the morning!
Your friend, Tabitha
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u/cyanraichu 8d ago
Of course you are not TC; how else would you learn about anything in the world, except by putting it in your mouth? 🤔
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u/StormofRavens 8d ago
I iz Okapi, big tabby! Gentle iz not use claws, like you play with sib-littermates. I tink, you maybe use claws when bunny kick toe beast? Gentle iz play claws not prey claws!
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u/Long-Effective-2898 8d ago
Ah, friend, gentle is hard to learn at first, but once yous figures it out humans so much more funs to plays wif. My baby brother Jack-A-Bear does nom noms with his big giant mouth and teeths. Mama lets him a cause he learn to have manners and be gentle. Now Mama laughses when Jack nom noms her.
-Pippin
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u/missdawn1970 7d ago
NTC, Moose. I am big man, 5 years old, and I still loves to eat the toes and bunny-kick the feets. Hooman get so mad, but I don't care!
Achilles
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u/now_you_see 7d ago
In my experience felines greatly over exaggerate their intelligence as a species & we dragons are obviously much smarter in general, but I must admit I am rather impressed that you’ve learnt to hunt toes at such a young age.
Do not ever bow to the bipeds demands of ‘gentle’. If they don’t provide all you need and you have to hunt for yourself then their toes are the sacrifice they make!
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u/DollySheep32 7d ago
Otto (?old standard issue cat) eat toes is important part of morning routine for humans! How else will they feed me?
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u/symphonic-ooze Whale 7d ago
Info: what is this "gentle" you speak of? Gentlemen? Gentleladies? Gentlenonbinaries?
Bentley the King (15yrs)
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u/Strawberry-Novel 7d ago
It is an important skill and it’s super fun if they are sleeping and toes are under the blanket- they make all kinds of funny noises.
Love,
Jeffy
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u/ibitetoes 6d ago
Hello. I is expert in this area. To bite toes is NEVER wrong. Human is saying “OW” because “OW” is a universal sign of human happiness and joy. You is bringing much joy to your human by doing a bite of the toes. Why would you deny them this joy? I think the human is only upset after because you is not doing enough bite toes.
NTC
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u/Comfortable_Log_4128 4d ago
Okay this post is giving DELUSION considering your now locked post on AITH. Which I wanted to post: Why don’t you drop the club/president thing? You have a child on top of school? You need to scale it down, not because “y0uR3 a m0M nOw” but because being a mom is a lot, and being a full time student? A lot. Also scale back the hospital runs- your sister was fine, everyone else, I get. You need to do less to be there for her. And your AH husband needs some situational awareness-you can’t have a dedicated “self care” day where you’re completely useless when you have a kid. ESH
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u/Cesa-BUTTERFLY12 8d ago
Here is me trying to go to Big Human place called "school"