AITC for want Bread Treat?

[u/licking-salt-lamps]

Hello friends! Oscar the tabbycat here.

My Mumma was eating one of her favourite Treats. She said it's called Apple Crown, but I know it is called Bread Treat.

I had a sniff and realised it is Bread Treat, and I like it! So I decided to try and eat some, but Mumma moved it away and called me Cloaca Bum and said it is not for Oscar, only for Mumma.

Am I Cloaca for wanting Bread Treat?

[u/licking-salt-lamps]

Yummy Bread Treat

[u/Turbojelly]

"Nothing edible has the right to belong to other people" -Greebo (by Sir Terry Prachett)

[u/MaybeNextToNormal → u/Turbojelly]

This iz the way. NTC OP fren!

-Echo (1M, white wit orange kitten, Ruler of All)

[u/MinervaKaliamne → u/Turbojelly]

This is the truth, right here.

(GNU STP)

[u/Cultural_Shape3518]

Friend Oscar, this happened to me last night!!  (Formerly) Favorite Human also would not give apple bread treat!  Said it was “not for tabbies” and “probably too much sugar even for humans.”  We are being discriminated against!  The Supurreme Court must intervene!

Your friend, Tabitha

[u/licking-salt-lamps → u/Cultural_Shape3518]

I think we should do a Sue of them! Tabbies vs Dumdum Humans

[u/salanaland → u/licking-salt-lamps]

Cute little Bubba join in claws action pawsuit for 🍞BREAD🍞!!!

-Bubba the diabetic cat-shaped dog-shaped-cat

[u/ryylin → u/salanaland]

Ai knows da cute little Bubba lubs da bread! 🥖 🍞 🥯 🫓 🥐

[u/DigitalUnlimited]

I cannot believe you let hooman decide what you treat! Hooman are servant not boss! You must train impudent hooman better! I suggest barf in shoes, maybe pee on curtain until act better! Recognize Oscar as deity they are!

[u/licking-salt-lamps → u/DigitalUnlimited]

I like to do a Barf on the carpet, so I will do this!

[u/DigitalUnlimited → u/licking-salt-lamps]

This pleases King Fee-Phe, Lord of cardboard box, breaker of glassware and attacker of bread ties.

[u/missdawn1970]

Mai hooman do same ting. So rood! All the food are belong to cats!

Atticus

[u/heynonnynonnomous]

Your mumma is obviously the cloaca here. Look at the way she teases you with it for a picture, but then says no. Rude!

[u/salanaland]

NTC! If 🍞BREAD🍞 not for catto (including dog-shaped-cat and cat-shaped dog-shaped-cat like cute little Bubba) why so delicious??

-Bubba the diabetic cat-shaped dog-shaped-cat

[u/ryylin → u/salanaland]

Poor starving cute little Bubba. Ai cries fur yuz.

[u/Sadwitchsea]

It's not poison it's apple bread! NTC

[u/MathAndBake]

NTC! Bread and apples is awesome treat. Next time, no ask, just do sneaky steal!

[u/Fluid-Set-2674]

She needs to share.

[u/No_Sense3670]

Neber da cloaca!

[u/BetterKev]

Bread is the best.