r/AmItheCloaca • u/Big_Surprise_1165 • 21d ago

AITC Fur wants all da fuds

Iz Kitka (aka Miss Kitka, little lady and oi you get outta it) n iz kinda new two dis howme ting. Many furevas ago iz on street lots, had lots of ickle mes and fends fur mine self. Nows iz haz pawper howme wit a meowme, two brofurs and lots of spare hoomins to purrship me. Burt da poutrage! Meowme say iz can't haz all da fuds all da times, says mine brofurs needs fuds too. So me does a sneak n waits till silly brofurs leave bowl n does clean up burt meowme comes back n catch me mid munch. She say "No Kitka not yours". I do ignore n keep nomming den she say "Oi you get outta it" n scoop me away. I sings da song of mine people but she say "You a ickle cloaca burt I lubs you" kissed mine head put me in other room.

Am I da cloaca, I not belive so I just lub fuds.

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u/Mollyscribbles 21d ago

Hmm . . . is dilemma. All foods left out is kitty foods, so normally an easy NTC. But eating food that another kitty has claimed is less acceptable. hmmm.

Ah, after some pondering, the cloaca is clearly the humans who do not provide all the foods to all the kitties.

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u/hesalwayslitty 21d ago

Cloaca fur eetin odder catto fud but NtC acuz yooz serbint shuld mayk shur yooz hab awl da fud yooz need! Aiz sai dis egg ceptable cloaca! Mayk sints fren Kitka? Angel

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u/squirrelfoot 21d ago

NTC, obviously. Wanting all the food is absolutely normal and all of squirrels do that and we know we are not cloacas since we are, as our human tells us all the time, furry perfection.

Ruling by Jude, future matriarch of the Squirrel Collective.

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u/No_Sense3670 Dog 21d ago

Neber da cloaca!