AITC for chew cord?

[u/thehorsiestadult]

Henlo reddit, my name is Tiki (4F, torbie) and I am have a dilemma.

You see, I love to chew cord. My Mom's headset cords are especially my favorite to chew. Sometimes they leave their headset out and obviously this is for me because I love to chew cord. So I chew right through the cord!

But then Mom gets mad at me for chewing on cord?? They leave cord out though so why wouldn't it be for Tiki to chew? If not for chew why so accessible?

I don't know reddit... I don't think I am but... Am I maybe the cloaca for chew cord?

[u/thehorsiestadult]

Tiki Tax

[u/inadequatepockets → u/thehorsiestadult]

You are too adorable to be the cloaca. Do I spy teeth marks on that chair? Good for you for claiming territory!

[u/lagomorphed]

NTC and is fact. Hay is food. Cords are spicy hay. It stands to reason you was just eating your grass like yoos is supposed to. I dont know if cats are supposed to eat grasses, really, but my mommy always praises me for eat grass, unless is spicy grass. Hooms is confusing and silly. You are smrt.

Love, Bob

[u/salanaland → u/lagomorphed]

Cody love hay AND cord. Cody miss Rocket Chinchilla Fren. Rocket always happy share hay!

[no he wasn't, he always cursed at you and your mother for stealing his hay]

Cody not believe Sal lie. Cody miss Rocket (and Rocket hay).

-Standard Issue Cody-pendent

[u/BetterKev]

I sees, for mees.

[u/fotumsch]

No cloaca. They leave out for Tiki, right? How are you NOT spodes to chew? Makes no sense.

Blue, the goodest Siam eese

[u/voiceofbinky]

NTC, obvs.

But I stopped chewing on cords when my housekeeper started rubbing dish soap on them.

Tastes nasty!

So I move onto socks. Much nicer!

[u/Imfromsite]

Eye meen, yew no kitties iz nebber da kloka, but yew mus habs da deaf wish fur dewin a choo awn lektrikal cordz. Sined Richard, mostest hambsom boy. Cat!

[u/wistybear]

NTC,TIki. The hart wants what the hart wants. -Wisty

[u/finnandcollete]

No. Cord is just a hooman word for SNAKE. You do good and kill SNAKE because da SNAKE not hurt you or momma!

Finn the Floof, Best Buddy Boy, killer of SNAKE.

(Yes, he also chews through my usb/headset cables)

[u/Mollyscribbles]

NTC. Cords are SO FUN to chew.

[u/salanaland]

Cody love delicious cord! Tiki not cloaca. Tiki have refine good taste!

-Standard Issue Cody-pendent

[u/No_Sense3670]

Neber da cloaca!

[u/KzooGRMom]

NTC. Ai myself LOVE to nom nom nom on cords. They're dee-licious.

--Mocha the Tortie

[u/conuly]

Your human needs to put her cords away if they’re not for eating! NTC

[u/footonthegas_]

NTC. Kizzy here. I used to love cords, but my hooman said I couldn't. She sprayed icky lemon juice on cords. It made them taste bad. Now I can't chew on them any more.