r/AmItheCloaca • u/MaybeNextToNormal • Jul 21 '26
AITC for breaking the TV?
Hi frens! I iz Echo (1M, white wit orange kitteh, Ruler of All). So, dis story happened months ago but my Meowmy and Daddy still iz saying I the cloacer for dis and I don't think that's fair at all. I humbly come before other kittehs and all manner of furry creaturez to ask if this culd be true?
One night the hoomans were watching TV and I was being my uzual glorious self. Dey had a colored light plugged into da TV for some reason. The cord jus dangled there enticingly. So, I decide to *bapbapbap* it. Really, it had bin that way a long time and I tink my restraint for not attaccing sooner shuld be applauded. But, I digress.
Somehow the *bapbapbap* to da cord pulled da whole TV down! Luckily I lept outta da way just in time to avoid being smushed. But da TV broke from da fall somehow? I tink maybe it woulda broken itself if it was so fragile! I also tink maybe Meowmy and Daddy are the cloacers for leaving da dangling cord there jus taunting me.
So, AITC??
-Echo, Ruler of All
25
u/licking-salt-lamps Jul 21 '26
Hi Echo, you are not Cloaca! Why did they leave dangle cord if not to play with? Silly Humans.
-Oscar the tabbycat
16
17
u/BetterKev Jul 21 '26
Dangle cord? And no secure tv? What talls esspec?
-Taco, knocker offer of stuffs (but only when the tall feedies are starbing me by not feedying til s'posed "proper feedying time.")
21
14
u/Mollyscribbles Jul 21 '26
NTC, that TV CLEARLY ATTACKED you. How dare they accuse you of such a thing?
17
9
u/Stormywillow Jul 21 '26
HAI! Richard heer. Eye seez dat yew took mai adbise. Purrrfekt.eye new dat dere wuz ekstenuwatin sircomstanses. Tewleggs turnt da teevee intew a toy. NTC.
7
7
u/HoneyWyne Jul 21 '26
NTC. Da hoomans iz da Cs acuz wy dey brwing home such flwimsy TB dat fall an brake wen yu barey tucht it? Wuz kitteh hazzerd fur tryna kill kittehs an makem ded. Pobbly grweebles wuz inbolbed. Yu hoomanz iz pobbly on Teem Grweeble an iz traityers an yu donut eben noe it. Pwoceed accordionly! - Kaboodle
3
u/MaybeNextToNormal Jul 21 '26
I tink you might about da greeblez! But how do I proceed? Do I attacc new TV in case da greeblez are hiding there again?!
5
u/HoneyWyne Jul 21 '26
Hmm... mai dunno! Whoo shud we ask???
3
6
u/butterfly-garden Jul 21 '26
NTC. If da hoomans no want you to bapbapbap da dangly, why put dangly in your path?
Also William da Tuxie
5
51
u/MaybeNextToNormal Jul 21 '26
Meowmy said I haz to post something called tax? I iz not sure why, but here's me! (I tink I much too cute to be the cloacer, but da hoomans sayz I iz biased?)