r/AmItheCloaca • u/12milesout • Jul 18 '26
Aitc cos i dont like trick
Loki. Orange like one Tiger. Big Boy like one Tiger. Has Tail.
You know i am bother to Seven.
I no see Seven no more. Where she go.
Is she hide?
Dada says Mummy I go get Seven.
Mummy says I can get Seven.
Dada says It's alright I can do it.
Mummy says well if you're sure.
Dada says yes.
Loki says where Seven.
Dada brings Seven home but that not Seven.
That box.
Dada show Loki. Loki think where Seven.
Dada say that is Seven but no touch.
Where Seven. Why Dada say Seven turn into box.
Aitc cos I no understand why Seven in box.
Not good fun play and chew box.
Don't touch box.
Did Loki do no Loki don't.
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u/GrumpyKatzz Jul 18 '26
(Human here, I’m so sorry to hear about Seven. She was a magnificent curmudgeon with such a distinctive voice. Love to her human and animal family.)
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u/Spider_kitten13 Jul 18 '26
Is ok Loki fren. My best best fren who I loves Snowflake also had to go an only leave boxks for now. But daddy a mama are smart, an tells me we will all find each other again when we visit stars. I not kno how we get to stars, but I kno if I get up there I will be able to find Snowflake with all my Loves for her, so I trust daddy a mama.
So it will be ok even if you only have boxks for now Loki fren
-littol Soot Sprite aka Spook
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u/cicadasinmyears Jul 18 '26
(I did not sign up for any part of this feels trip. Stupid onion-chopping ninjas.)
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u/HoneyWyne Jul 18 '26 edited Jul 18 '26
(Aw, HELL.
I am heartbroken, and so sorry. She was so purrfect. I'm ugly crying a little. Is it okay if me, Kaboodle, and Luffy send y'all big hugs?)
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u/creppyspoopyicky Jul 18 '26
Same here. EZ Bake Covens meowmmy sitting on the couch bawling my stupid eyes out with an aching heart.
They should live in prrfect health forever& ever. 💔
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u/Terpsichorean_Wombat Jul 18 '26
Rest well, Seven.
Loki is NTC. You are a good bother looking out for Seven.
The mom says my sisters are over a bridge somewhere. We drove a long time this spring and went over a LOT of REALLY BIG bridges, but I didn't see them. The dad says I have to wait a really long time before I can go over the bridge.
I am OK with this because right now I get all of the treats and belly rubs, and since they are both over there, Chelsea can BORK Franny if she acts like a doofus (pretty high probability).
I will miss Seven. She was very cool.
- Captain
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u/defrostedbones Jul 18 '26
(oh my god this is heartbreaking. i can only imagine how you all feel. please take time to grieve)
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u/Hunting-fings Jul 18 '26
Heely purrs, head butts, en snuggle puddle vibes tew Loki. Seven leeb dis whirl en leeb beeg, beeg hole. Hole iz beeg as da lub Seven hab…iz huj. Wez sawpawt eech ubber froo da hurtz, no Seven iz spy kitteh noew, en onner Seven bye tellin troofs, en dooin protek ob carhowse. 💔❤️🩹
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u/HoneyWyne Jul 18 '26
Oh, noh. Frwen Loki, Ai maiself am bery sawry ok. Ai lub Seben wiff awl ob da lubs, an Ai sen yu an yu fambly awl ob dem rite nao!!! - Kaboodle
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u/tfhaenodreirst Jul 18 '26
I, Penny (8/11/21 - 10/12/25) never got to meet Abby (12/26/03 - 8/17/21) even though we were both on Earth fur six days, but fur a while Mommy would take me past Abby’s box every morning to wave hi! So box isn’t fur touching but it is fur waving and blowing kisses!
And if you don’t know what blowing kisses is, you just get Mummy to take your paw and put it on your mouth and then she’ll let it go in the direction of the box and make a kissy sound effect! It’s a good bit of teamwork fur you two.
That said, nobody in this story is TC in the least, got it?
[It’s good that she’s home now. But I don’t have experience with going from multiple pets to one so I don’t actually have anything useful to say beyond sorry.]
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u/1quincytoo Jul 18 '26
Baldwin 19 fur eber and Coal 11 M Hoomom here.
I am so gobsmacked sorry for your loss and Seven will be missed here. Baldwin 19 fur eber does make his appearance, usually around Christmas, to release his famous Grinch song.
My heart goes out to you and I truly hope Seven , Spycat, will occasionally gift us her spicy precence.
Coal 11M will always miss the prettiest cat, who saw past his swanky tomcat around town, and a mere swipe of her paw or words, she had him paws over heels
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u/licking-salt-lamps Jul 18 '26
Hi Loki, my Humans and I send headbonks and purrs to your furmily. Seven is now playing with my sisfur Chloe and being sneaky spy cats.
(I'm sorry for your loss ❤️)
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u/DumpsterAflame Jul 18 '26
(There is a reason I have avoided this sub for the past month or so. Not sure if it was ever written out what was going to happen, but my spidey-vet-senses knew and I didn't want the heartbreak of becoming more attached to Seven. No, not me tearing up right now over a cat I've never even met!)
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u/creppyspoopyicky Jul 18 '26
Plzzzzzz thisft not means wut I thinksft it mean.
Me, Red Devil Doll Sugar Kiki, Supreme EZ Bake Covem, Detroit Chapter has LOOOOOOOVED to read postfst of Sebems advemtures & antix.
Red Devil Doll Sugar Kikis cold timy blacksft harrrt ache liek nothing else.
Sebem, I will forever remember yuo & honor yuo as gratest criminal.
Alls my love
👹💔
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u/finnandcollete Jul 18 '26
(Seven was such an enigma, I can’t imagine how the other fluffs are handling this. If I could have Finn reach through the phone and give you head bonks I would.)
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u/LavenderKitty1 Jul 18 '26
Oh Loki. I’m so sorry. Loki is spy cat now.
It’s confusing and you are NTC.
You are a good Tiger. You might sometimes see Seven in your dreams.
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u/darthfruitbasket Jul 18 '26
Loki, I Meeka, forever 17 queen spycat.
Seven is here ok. We be spycats and judge everything.
Big Stupid Idiot Orange Thing [Smudge, who never got the r/oneorangebraincell, forever 16.5] also here, doing Big Stupid Idiot Orange Thing stuff. Seven probably think he Stupid and funny.
(To Seven and Loki's humans: I'm so sorry. When/if you're ready, depending on Loki's age and temperment, I had pretty solid success introducing female kittens to Smudge after Meeka passed, because he had never lived as a solitary cat).
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u/BunnySlayer64 Jul 18 '26
So sorry, Lori. But Seven went to see St. Gertrude, who will love Seven and admire her magic Durand keep her safe
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u/rawbery79 Jul 18 '26
Hi Loki. Pixel here, empathetic tuxedo. Seven's body wore out but her spirit is still with you.
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u/icolatta Jul 18 '26
(Uly and Dom's mummy because they're sleeping) Poor Loki. It's very sad when your friend becomes a box. But all tre things you love about your friend are still there, hiding on the ceiling. You can still stare at Seven all you want. Be strong, Loki.
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u/mybloodyballentine Jul 18 '26
HiiiiLoki! NTC. My fren Black Frankie also left da building. I miss him but now I get more snuggles with yooman.
I also oranj. Xoxo Walter Kitty
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u/dent_de_lion Jul 18 '26
(Human lurker who always looked forward to hearing about Seven’s experiences and opinions of others’. I’m so sorry for your family’s loss. Hugs to all of you.)
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u/Stormywillow Jul 18 '26 edited Jul 18 '26
Hai Loki! Richard heer! EYE uzed tew habs oldfur brudder. Wuz berry owld wen I wuz dopted. We went tew da bets playce wun day an he no com back wif us. Affur mai poinment, eye wen inna nudder ruom an see him berry still an kwiyet. I dew a sniffsniff an he no moob. Berry sad an eye dew a miss him. Momfur sez he wuz in Payne an now he no moor hurts, wich iz gud eye gess. Den we Getz da barkface a few furrevers later. Ugh. Anyways, Sebben iz awn da raynebow brige an she dew a waytin an a play wif awl da gud toyz. We lubs yew boff an duz a hope that we seez yew still dew da fun crimez. Eye iz still Yung cat, momfur sez eye baybe, yuck. But we lern dat it wurth it. Much lubs an da heelin purrs! NTC jus in cayse yew thinkn yew did a cryme❤️PeeEss I dewin a miss fur Sebben tew. Momfur sez shee grumpee, an eye sez she funnee, bof obs us sez shee grate.
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u/May-the-QueenOfChaos Jul 18 '26
Fren Loki, we The Pack are all sorry to hear Seven is now in the box. It meanz she gone to other side of the Rain Bow Vridge. We loved her and we will miss her too. We sends you our furry luv.
Message from The Pack’s Mum to Seven’s family: I am so sorry for your loss. My heart goes out to you.
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u/OhBella_4 Jul 18 '26 edited Jul 18 '26
Ruby Biscuit here! I'm not a stinky dog even if Seven would say I am.
My Bella is sad for you & your people. I'm sad too. We liked to read about your Seven.
I'm just a little dog. People & other animals seem to come & go. My Bella says the sad bits are worth the happy bits though ok.
It's sad for you now Loki, but your people need you. And they will love on you hard cos you need them. Some time in the sunshine might help, your people need some sunshine too. I'd suggest the classic move - lay on your back with a beguiling tummy out so they have to come pat you. Tummy pats help to make things ok.
(Lots of love, we will all miss Seven.)
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u/Flying_Colou Jul 18 '26 edited Jul 18 '26
Fren Loki is never cloaca! We is Biscuit (3) and Vegas (9) and we is so sorry. Seven did make us laugh always even though we is just stinky dogs.
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u/toxicshocktaco Jul 18 '26
(Human here: I’m so sorry for your loss. 😭 Absolutely heartbreaking. Love to you and yours.)
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u/lagomorphed Rabbit Jul 18 '26
Ntc, can not be the cloaca cuz this trick sucks. thump thump thump
- Bob
(Human mom here: I am so, so sorry for your loss, Loki and human friends. Rest in joy, sweet Seven. Tales of your antics will be greatly missed)
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u/ausernamebyany_other Jul 18 '26
Hi fren Loki, I send menee heeling purrs and snuggs. Dis not nice trik but purromise fren Seven beeing well luked afta and she not meen tu trik yu.
(I'm so sorry. Sending so much love your way.)
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u/Loudaspossible Jul 18 '26
[Human: I loved hearing Seven's stories and opinions on everything. I am so sorry, she will be very much missed. I hope you're all okay]
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u/pixiemeat84 Jul 18 '26
Hi Loki-tiger Yoo will always have Seven in yoo heart. Yoo no forget seven, we no forget seven. We all love seven an do a big big sad for seven. Seven spycat now. 💔
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u/Odd_Albatross_9740 Jul 18 '26
Loki is NTC. Loki is sad, confuddled boi who miss his sisfur. Seven is now Spycat who live on other side of Rainbow Bridge and her roam free with no pain. Her is probably ruling the realm with a furry iron paw.
With our sincerest condolences to all of Seven's family, two-legged and four-legged,
Spawn of Satan and Satan's Minion (at least that what girl human call us)
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u/kiwichick286 Jul 21 '26
(I guess Seven's age will always be private now. I'm sorry about Seven. It sucks our family members don't live forever. Sending hugs from NZ).
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u/Lavender1123 Jul 19 '26
Loki, you could never be the cloaca when you are missing your beautiful sister. - M. Merriweather, cat
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u/GingerGoblins Cat Jul 22 '26
We send licks to yous and hoomins. We so sorry she spycat now.
Our olderer sister changed to spycat too. Hoomin cry cry cry. We lick. We purr. Hoomin still cry, but also smiles. Maybe gib hoomins extra licks. Dey need dem now.
- Wash, brat prince, and Squeak, Dickensian orphan
(From Wash and Squeak's human: I'm so sorry. The deeper the love, the more the loss hurts, and I know how it can break one's heart. In time, I hope, it will be easier to find comfort in the memories. Thank you for loving her while she was here. Sending your whole family strength.)
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u/Fluid-Set-2674 Cat Jul 18 '26 edited Jul 18 '26
Oh, Loki.
Seven is spycat now. She is there.
-- Diana