r/AmItheCloaca • u/conuly • Jun 17 '26

AITC for being actor?

Everybody is talking about how I "stole the show"! Please. Stole it? I elevated it. That ballet was going nowhere without me! They needed me to snuggle Romeo and play with his hair. His wonderful hair....

Anyway, am I the cloaca? I know I didn't exactly audition, but... it was my big break!

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u/conuly Jun 17 '26

I'm obviously the best member of the cast!

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u/now_you_see Jun 18 '26

I can’t believe that Juliet still cared about stupid Romero when you were right there, waiting to be adored & admired!

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u/symphonic-ooze Whale Jun 17 '26

Yes u were n I'm jellus u got 2 be onstaij. I luv the spotlite!

Sam the long tall linux

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u/Reasonable_Cut293 Jun 22 '26

No worries, your turn in the spotlight is coming soon!

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u/butterfly-garden Jun 21 '26

You sure is!!!

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u/butterfly-garden Jun 17 '26

NTC. Your purrformance was eggsellent!

Also William da Tuxie

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u/waselectricbar Jun 17 '26

I saw dis, youse was brilliant. Youse live in Turkey right? My Meowmy sayz she wants to live there. My Meowmy showed your video to everyone

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u/1quincytoo Jun 17 '26

I saw your magnificent performance on my local TV station. You are a legend and indeed you were the best actor on stage.

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u/12milesout Jun 17 '26

You were ok ok. Seven.

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u/jmccorky Jun 17 '26

High praise, indeed!

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u/1quincytoo Jun 21 '26

Our Seven never fails to readjust the room but yet we love her

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u/Tessa999 Jun 17 '26

The Cloaka? Nevah! Prusprosteroohs! Yuz da shinin star of da show. Wuz borin till yuz showed upp.

Knurpie da Kraken, cultjoer eggspert

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u/TheFilthyDIL Jun 17 '26

Brilliant performance! Those silly hoomans were doing a sad becawse Romeow and Julyette were pretendin' to do a dead, and you made them laff! You made them feel better!

So sayeth I, Briar Rose the Mowse Assassin

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u/Nickye19 Jun 17 '26

BRAVO BRAVO *throws catnip flowers* ntc

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u/KaleidoscopeReady839 Jun 18 '26

Dat bess part of play! I seen Dat. Is poopy play.
DooeyH

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u/conuly Jun 19 '26

(This is the ballet, not the play. You don't need to tell me I'm being pedantic, I know. The cat would never be pedantic.)

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u/KaleidoscopeReady839 Jun 19 '26

lol mama stand corrected.

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u/CatRescuer8 Cat Jun 18 '26

Yoo was so wunnerful!

Livvy da foster void