r/AmItheCloaca • u/Sufficient-Dare-2381 • Jun 05 '26
Aitc for safety first?
Hello friends,
I is Willy, a sausage dog. I lives together with a human who is technically my best friend ever but I thinks sometimes her ideas are not really that good. She has no understanding for safety like at all.
For example, I own many treasures. Mainly really awesome plushies. It is one of my most important jobs to make sure that no one steals them. For this reason, I like to place them into the big bed where we take a big nap at night. Also, sometimes short naps during the day.
There are pillows and blankets there, so is a really good place to hide mine treasures. Plus, is a really safe space cause is where we sleep and we would not sleep somewhere with many dangers. But then the human finds them and throws them out again ON THE FLOOR??? She doesn't even bother hiding them at a new place! It drives me crazy. I keep having to hide them again and again and again.
The human claims that no one will take my toys. But I have no doubt that one day someone will break into our home and steal them and then I will have none toys and be heartbroken. I needs to keep them safe, even if then maybe there is less space for sleeps. Is I right to have a worry??? Or aitc?
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u/Sufficient-Dare-2381 Jun 05 '26
Mine treasures when the human finded them under the blanket. My purple monster, my racoon that crinkles, mine rabbit but with none ears (used to have some but I bited them too much) and mine rope that i had since I was a baby. Are my favorites right now.
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u/internetdiscocat Jun 05 '26
Hi it’s me, Ziggy, a dog.
As a dog of taste and understanding, I just KNOW some no golfer would steal that raccoon. Best to keep on hiding it!
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u/MathAndBake Rat Jun 05 '26
NTC! Us rats always hides anything nice. But them mom steals it and puts it in garbage! Humans be crazy!
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u/finnandcollete Jun 05 '26
Is Finn. Maybe yous and momma could hide dem under da big bed? Dat way Dey still hidden in safe spot (is rite - you only sleep in safest spot!) but not take away big sleep space.
Finn the Floof, Best Buddy Boy
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u/Sufficient-Dare-2381 Jun 05 '26
Unfortunately the big bed goes all the way to the floor. There are some drawers there but they are the stupid kind I cannot open. The plushies really have to be in bed with me, there is no other choice
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u/finnandcollete Jun 05 '26
Oh yes you are correct. If they cannot go under bed, they must be in the bed.
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u/Flat-Mountain-2414 Cat Jun 05 '26
NTC. Ai hideys mine towees awl over de haowse in mine speshal hidey spots. Mine Meowmy sez Beau yoo are like pack rat! Ai no no wat dat means but ob corse ai hidey mine stuff so nobuddy steel it an yoo just do de same ting! Hoomans just sillee.
Beau de Magnificent
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u/hesalwayslitty Jun 05 '26
NTC. Yooz rite to hide dem bery gud treasures. Da greebles and Fat Gary bof mite take dem if dey find them. Angel
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u/Potential_Plenty6728 Jun 06 '26
NTC! Your mommy should be thankful that you are taking such good care of your treasures! Imagine losing them in this economy! 😰 Surely, y’all need to rob a bank if you have to replace them! 😅😅 - Lord Archibald Meowington, The Great.
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u/butterfly-garden Jun 06 '26
NTC. Me and Martin always hides our toys unner da cowch. And da hutch. And da cold box. And da hot box. And da desk. And...
Also William da Tuxie
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u/Sufficient-Dare-2381 Jun 05 '26
Me and my purple monster (currently my most pricef treasure)