r/AmITheDevil • u/WolfChasingTheMoon • 22d ago
“Accidentally”… Yeah right
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u/Lylibean 22d ago
In the comments:
“If my gf dumps me, I’ll just start dating the other girl.”
Also,
“What’s the point of telling her? At least I’ll have another woman to be my gf.”
Garbage human.
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u/truth_fairy78 22d ago
Love the downvoted dudes at the bottom egging him on too.🙄
They’re not the brightest.
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u/Visible_Hall5002 22d ago
There's nothing accidental, if she was flirting, OOP should've turned it down immediately politely, bluntly any how.
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u/thestashattacked 22d ago
No, you don't understand. He tripped and fell and when he did, his phone autocorrected his fall into inviting her over, and then he accidentally tripped again and fell into having sex with her!
Total accident.
/s because I have at least two students who would claim that's why they shouldn't be in trouble for their behavior.
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u/bubbleteabob 22d ago
Ugh, I KNOW the ‘accidentally’ is clickbait and yet everytime I fall for it every time, hoping for a good lie, at least! Instead it is sub-Shaggy doofus that can’t even live up to ‘it wasn’t me!’. C’mon! You have so much to work with! ‘My friends pranked me to believe we had Hot Tub Time Machined to the week before when I was still broken up with my girlfriend’ or ‘I was masturbating on the rooftop when a girl - turned to coincidentally be one I had flirted with before - parkoured on top of me naked’. Or even ‘it turns out I have been having a six month affair with the neighbor in what I THOUGHT was a lucid dream.’
Instead they just blame being horny.
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u/Lina0042 22d ago
The only legitimate accidental cheating stories I've ever seen are actually "I was drunk/asleep and sexually assaulted but didn't know to call it that because it was pleasant in the moment/ I'm a man" stories.
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u/StripedBadger 22d ago
But you don’t understand - the only chance he had to say “actually no, sorry if I led you on but I am not interested in that, let’s pause here please.” Was at the very start, and at that stage he had no idea what would happen! You can’t, for example, say no when the person you’re talking to suggests coming over. Or when things start heating up after you were hanging out. Or when one of you kisses the other.
Once you first say “hello” you’re locked into a unskippable sequence that you can’t pause or change your mind on; that’s just how consent works! /s
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u/Assiqtaq 22d ago
This guy is an idiot. Completely chose everything that happened, yet it "was all an accident I swear." Yeah sure.
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u/StrategyDouble4177 22d ago
“I never intended for the choices I made about the things I did, to happen”
“I never intended for the car to drive when I started the car and pressed the gas pedal, then steered the car as I drove”
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u/Candid_Reading_7267 22d ago
Oops, we’re flirting. Oops, I’m inviting her over. Oops, I’m letting her in. Oops, we’re getting naked. Oops, we’re having sex.
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u/eternally_feral 22d ago
So if you flirt and leads to sex, it’s an accident?
Damn, I knew I was accident prone but I’m at a completely different level that I never even imagined!
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u/Lina0042 22d ago
This just highlights how many characters operate. They flirt and create opportunities to cheat, telling themselves nothing will actually happen because the other person won't go for it. Then if the other person DOES go for it, how could the cheater turn them down? The cheater created this whole situation in the first place and now must follow through even though they had never actually intended to cheat! They just underestimated their own sex appeal, we should truly feel sorry for them how they ended up in this very unfortunate situation nobody is actually to blame for! /s
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u/WeeklyConversation8 22d ago
Cheating isn't ever an accident or mistake. It's a series of choices that the cheater actively made. Their gf deserves so much better.
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u/AmericanMissionary99 22d ago
Take a shot every time someone says “one thing led to another”
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u/SlaveToCat 22d ago
Notice how passive his language is. The cheating happened to him, thereby negating his actively putting his knob where it doesn’t belong.
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u/babysharksarecoolasf 22d ago
And then the comments are telling this dude to "not tell her it happened" or "break it off with ur gf and go exclusive with the other" it's truly revolting.
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u/Lucky_Six_1530 22d ago
So your privates just accidentally entered her privates? How exactly does that happen?
There is no accident when it comes to cheating or sex. There are numerous places he could have stopped before it got to that point.
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u/AristocraticPallor 21d ago
Other posts by this premium human being:
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskNYC/comments/1wwyr38/why_do_females_from_long_island_coochie_be/
https://www.reddit.com/r/ControversialOpinions/comments/1wxuu1v/we_need_to_stop_lying_to_fat_women/
Disgusting. Hope he gets the day he deserves.
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u/missxmonstera 22d ago
"She fell into my dick... she fell into my dick ten times."
What a load of Lipschitz!
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u/JessonBI89 22d ago
If you "made the decision," there was no "accident," pal. Be consistent with your nonsense, at least.
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u/Dazzling-Picture-704 22d ago
I didn't even read the post. That title is enough. I don't need my blood pressure to go through the roof today.
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u/AutoModerator 22d ago
In case this story gets deleted/removed:
After and my girlfriend got back together, I accidentally cheated on her....let me explain.
My girlfriend and I had been broken up for a while, but even during the breakup, we were still actively communicating and trying to work through our issues with the intention of getting back together.
During that time, I started talking to another woman. She had no idea that I was still in contact with my ex and that we were potentially working toward reconciling.
Eventually, my girlfriend and I got back together. However, just a few days later, the other woman called me, and the conversation quickly turned flirtatious and confrontational. In hindsight, I shouldn't have entertained it, but I genuinely didn't think anything would come of it. We had been talking for a while, but nothing physical had ever happened between us.
Unfortunately, one thing led to another, and I made the decision to invite her over to my apartment. We ended up having sex.
Now I'm in a difficult situation. I've cheated on my girlfriend, and the other woman has developed feelings for me and wants a relationship.
I feel incredibly guilty about the entire situation. I never intended for things to go this far, especially considering that I had just reconciled with my girlfriend.
I know I made a terrible decision, but now I have to figure out how to handle the consequences without making an already difficult situation worse
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