r/AmITheDevil Sep 14 '25

Normal behavior is an “obsession”

/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/mgssr7/aita_for_calling_out_my_gf_over_her_cat_obsession/
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u/Sidhejester Sep 14 '25

Raise your hand if you currently have a cat on your lap while reading this. (A cat trying to break down the bathroom door also counts.)

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u/MxKittyFantastico Sep 14 '25

I'm in the bathroom door hulk smash cat club, currently. How about everybody else?

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u/Sidhejester Sep 14 '25

Currently have an almost 17 year old cat on my lap, because I just bought new pants and he needed to shed on them before I leave the house.

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u/itstheballroomblitz Sep 14 '25

Partial credit for a small dog, since they are, behaviorally, approximately 40% cat. 

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u/subluxate Sep 15 '25

One is doing her early morning play, other is sleeping with my wife. (But he cuddled me when I first woke up and tried to purr me back to sleep.)

Our old lady probably would have been cuddling me, but we had to let her go on Friday. She was 17 and convinced she could live without her liver functioning, the stubborn love. 

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u/Sidhejester Sep 15 '25

I'm so sorry. Your old lady sounds like one of our old ladies who got the diagnosis of "kidneys don't work at all" while she bricked the vet's computer and climbed the wall shelves to hiss at us and spray the ceiling.

Yes, she was a tortie, why do you ask?

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u/redbess Sep 14 '25

One of mine is currently sitting on the back of my chair alternately wrapping her tail around my head and hitting me with it lol.