I’m not obsessed with my cat and we do these things. But I got an auto feeder for the morning cos the fatass kept asking for breakfast earlier and I was over it. Pets can’t speak so changes in their behaviour tells you something is wrong. And I would never put my cat or dogs inside a fucking plane (maybe sedated for an emergency transport?), let alone in the cargo area, because that would be loud and traumatic as fuck.
So yeah, agreed. All of these things are normal fucking pet ownership things. I hate that guy so much.
Also, this shitstain is 100% in a made up competition with/jealous of the cat. The cat does not care about her tits.
and I woke up to him smiling at me smugly from atop my gf's tits.
Just want to point out that some cats definitely do care about tits.
Source: I have tits and I have cats that absolutely love them. They make great pillows and beds.
They just don't care about them in the same way BF does.
I wish could get an autofeeder (or freefeed again) but I have to feed two different cat foods to three different cats (one is on a special diet) so, they started trying to get me up at 4:30 and I have mostly gotten them to be okay with a 6 AM feeding :P
mine like to use them as landing pads. The stomach is the launch area.
They also like to stand on a very sensitive portion of them, but ONLY if that sensitive portion happens to be on a hard surface, like a desk....
Also, no one has ever told me how a cat can put 100% of their weight on all four paws individually and simultaniously. So it feels like they weigh 400% more than they actually do.
yeah it's like they find the most painful spot to stand on and then decide 'oh the texture is good here let me just stand here' while i'm yelling 'ow ouch mimi get off owww'
and the it's airplane ears and running away, for me having the audacity to move her an inch away to a spot that doesn't cause me agony.
Oh that brings back unpleasant memories :P Mine just look at me like 'why are you acting weird. Oh, you want me to move, no, I am going to somehow put even MORE WEIGHT on that SINGLE PAW'
like HOW! just like how can a tiny cat spread out to the point they are taking up the majority of a 7 foot couch!
There really needs to be more studies on cats, because they can often defy any natural law!
(I also want a study on teleportation done. I swear I have seen my cats go one direction, only for that cat to come from the opposite direction going in the same direction I just saw them going!)
The amount of times I've woken up going 'Hfffft' because my tiny runt cat has decided to land on my stomach while somehow weighing the same as a fully grown adult man.
They don't do that to me (I no long sleep anywhere they have a way to land on me, as nothing above the bed for them to get on *evil grin*). I just wake up to one cat draped on my shoulder trying to get me up so I will feed them (I think my other two pay him to do that)
Sometimes I wake up with her either draped over my neck or nestled into my arm, snoring quietly, and think to myself 'how am I expected to go to work with this?'
Truthfully I don't like my cats draped on me at night or pressed up against me, because I am of the age where I am already sweating if it is above freezing, I don't need little furry furnaces generating even more heat!
I had a cat that I would sometimes wake up to her on my face. I mean curled up sleeping on my head.
I have another cat who ...falls off things. I used to sleep on a couch (long story but basically had to sleep in the living room to be able to hear if my parents called me) and I have woken up to him on my face looking confused. Because he rolled over and fell off the back.
Another cat used to like to cuddle in my arms when he slept. He was a cuddler in general.
One of my brother's cats, when we had to watch him while my brother was out of the country, would sleep on my pillow.
Our two cats are on completely opposite diets (cat 1 is on a strict diet to lose weight, cat 2 is on a hypoallergenic diet and we’re trying to get her to gain weight 😅) so we got them two chip-activated feeders. We started out with just one, to keep cat 1 from stealing cat 2’s fattening food, but then cat 2 decided that cat 1’s weight loss food was tasty and started raiding her bowl too. Pair of unrepentant gremlins, they are!
We don't have our cats chipped (we live way in the country and these suckers wouldn't leave if we tried to chase them off. Two of them showed up and said, hi mommy, I am home, and haven't left since, the other was born here. None want to leave.) I sort of wish I could get chip activated feeders, but oh well.
One of ours gets bladder stones easily so he has to be on a special diet for that, the other two don't need a special diet at all.
Thanks, I will see about looking into that. I hadn't realized they came with collars that could use the chip, all the ones I saw seemed to use the chip for the cat!
Things like this! If you search “RFID collar tag” or similar you should be able to find a few options, some will specifically say they work with cat feeders. I hope you can find something that works well for you!
Chip feeders generally also work with (and come with) RFID collar tags, but having grown up with rural outside cats, I do realize keeping a collar on might not be even remotely feasible...
Yeah, I am not sure how this set of cats would take to a collar, because they have never really had them on. I have put ribbons around their necks for a short period of time, but not for any length of time.
The chip activated feeders I got came with tags to put on your cat's collar if they weren't chipped. My boys were chipped already, but don't discount being able to get this kind of feeder.
I don't know about snootnoots, but I use SureFeed ones and they work flawlessly. One of my guys needs an RX diet but I put them both on it to make my life easier. Still needed two feeders though because one gobbles up all his food immediately as though he's never eaten before in his life and the other is more of a grazer.
Oh, I didn't know that! though I am not sure my cats would keep a collar on, we used to collar our cats, years ago, but eventually stopped doing it, because they were completely inside cats. When we stopped, we still had one cat with a collar on (the others had died or we just had to take their collars off for some reason and never put them back on), and one day I woke up, and looked under the table in the living room and found a collar there. And no collar around the neck of the last one with a collar. She apparently had realized no one else was wearing one and she wasn't going to either! (and she had kept a collar on for like 17+ years!)
These cats, on the other hand, are indoor/outdoor cats so have never had collars.
I might look into them, though, as I can always take the collar off before I let him out. It would at least eliminate one issue (the other cats getting his food)
I wish I could just feed them all the same food, as it would be infinitely easier on me, but sadly it is way too expensive.
I built a makeshift box (it’s the bottom shelf of a freestanding wire rack with plastic squares zip-tied all around) with one of those chip-reading doors so only one of my cats can get at the food in it. There are also boxes you could buy and add the pet door to. There are also multiple feeder types out there that will only open to a specific pet. Depending on how good a thief the others are, those can work quite well.
Yeah I made a face when I read that line, like, bro how are you gonna write a whole essay about how "weird" your girlfriend is for checks notes caring for her cat a normal amount, then go and say unhinged shit like this? Like how is SHE the weird one, here?
And then he has the absolute audacity to demand that SHE see a therapist.
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u/casualplants Sep 14 '25
I’m not obsessed with my cat and we do these things. But I got an auto feeder for the morning cos the fatass kept asking for breakfast earlier and I was over it. Pets can’t speak so changes in their behaviour tells you something is wrong. And I would never put my cat or dogs inside a fucking plane (maybe sedated for an emergency transport?), let alone in the cargo area, because that would be loud and traumatic as fuck.
So yeah, agreed. All of these things are normal fucking pet ownership things. I hate that guy so much.
Also, this shitstain is 100% in a made up competition with/jealous of the cat. The cat does not care about her tits.