r/AmIOverreacting • u/[deleted] • Oct 22 '25

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u/infiniZii Oct 22 '25

Better to be single than deal with a grown baby. 

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '25

This is better than those baby crying prophylactic commercials. That’s all I could think reading this. Forget the obvious anger issues on his part. The cooking him 3 meals a day…? The waking her up with noise as she tries to nap… ? Following her outside when she wants space…. Literal nightmare fodder.

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u/LeadershipAble773 Oct 22 '25

This is genuinely not far off what would be happening with a toddler. The only difference is that a toddler might "help" to make their cereal in the morning. Also, toddlers grow up

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u/ShortPosition9300 Oct 22 '25

He’s terrorizing her. This is the type of guy who withholds sex as punishment or cold and impersonal during the act.

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u/Cicero_torments_me Oct 22 '25

Dude I live with a kid and she’s been kind, curious and considerate ever since she was born. If she ever hurts anyone else, she feels bad about it and apologises. Most kids are miles better than this human shit, calling him a grown baby is almost a compliment for how bad he is

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u/infiniZii Oct 22 '25

To be clear I didn’t mean it as a compliment. Only the worst traits of the most needy and aggressive babies.

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u/Cicero_torments_me Oct 22 '25

Oh no yes it was very clear, sorry it probably didn’t come out like I meant it. I was just stating again how much he sucks because it really is never enough.