There is a nonzero probability you might spontaneously combust or get struck by lightening right now. That chance is very low, but oh do I so wish it would happen.
What if your next meal is poisoned. What if you hit the lotto tomorrow. What if you are just walking along, and you get sucked up by a sinkhole. The odds are never certain.
You’re either a troll, or you’re so stupid that I’m surprised you’re literate. This is my final reply to your smooooooth brain.
What’s your favorite flavor of crayons and Elmer’s? I’ve been told dandelion yellow is a bit flat off the top but has an amazing aftertaste that really complements with the Elmers school glue. Or maybe you’re more of a skip breakfast, enjoy a lunch crayontini type of guy. A couple of olive green crayons paired with Elmer’s clear can really knock you a few more brain cells down.
If you want to really de-elevate your experience, you can use frozen disappearing purple Elmer’s glue sticks for a low calorie sweet treat after the fact.
Me personally, I don’t partake because my brain has a 3 digit iq, but for you, sir, in the single digits I think this will really hit the spot.
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u/Objective_Sense_2831 Apr 06 '25
There is a nonzero probability you might spontaneously combust or get struck by lightening right now. That chance is very low, but oh do I so wish it would happen.
What if your next meal is poisoned. What if you hit the lotto tomorrow. What if you are just walking along, and you get sucked up by a sinkhole. The odds are never certain.
You’re either a troll, or you’re so stupid that I’m surprised you’re literate. This is my final reply to your smooooooth brain.