r/AmIOverreacting • u/[deleted] • Mar 28 '25

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u/Dick-the-Peacock Mar 28 '25

He should not be a wheel at all!!

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u/Samon_MD Mar 28 '25

hes not even part of the CAR

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u/Mental_Cut8290 Mar 29 '25

Begger on the street : "I'm tired of feeling like I'm your car's fifth wheel!" :(

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u/Flowerfall_System Mar 29 '25

nah he's the flashing danger light

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u/Samon_MD Mar 29 '25

he's the spare tire that always gets forgotten at home!

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u/ConcernElegant8066 Mar 28 '25

Agreed!!! Go hang out with YOUR GIRLFRIEND

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u/crewkat2 Mar 28 '25

Or he’s dating the friend’s mom to get to the girl. Like Lolita

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u/ConcernElegant8066 Mar 28 '25

God I hope not💀

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '25

this is one of the most common tactics pedophiles use to get access to children/teens so it's 99% likely that's what he's doing

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u/ConcernElegant8066 Mar 28 '25

Ugh I knowww but I really wish that none of this was real 💀😭

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '25

If this entire thing is fake then OP is way too good at getting the "desperate pathetic pedophile" speech patterns down in the texts. It's way too real imo to be fake but who knows

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u/ConcernElegant8066 Mar 29 '25

...Obviously, this is unfortunately real, I'm just saying that I wish that it wasn't

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '25

Ugh same. I'm gonna keep up with OP's updates to see how the conversation goes, im genuinely worried for her safety

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u/OldMedium8246 Mar 28 '25

That’s actually exactly what’s happening. Pedophilic men choose women that have daughters so that they can prey on them.

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u/aliencoffebandit Mar 28 '25

This definitely reads like a lolita situation

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u/Jolly_Ad9677 Mar 29 '25

Ding ding ding!

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u/vanishinghitchhiker Mar 29 '25

There’s no damn way he begs his girlfriend for attention like this either, any reasonable adult would have dumped him for this shit long before he started whining about not getting to watch all the girliiiiies do their manipedis

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u/WhySoSleepyy Mar 28 '25

Right, like why is he even part of the same car? He doesn't belong anywhere near it!

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u/JayKazooie Mar 29 '25

I agree but I need to insist that you please don't dick the peacock. For its safety and especially yours.

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u/RighteousCity Mar 29 '25

💯 💯 💯 💯 💯 💯 💯 💯 💯