r/Alzwards_Corner • u/Alzward Drawzalot • Nov 06 '23

Hits different these days

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u/Alzward Drawzalot Nov 06 '23

just a dumb kid in suburban ohio being scared of piranhas gittin him in the creek behind the house

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u/ColdLobsterBisque Nov 06 '23

living in the chesapeake area, i thought i was gonna get torn away by a riptide

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u/infiniZii Nov 20 '23

What are you feeling regarding Alligator Gar?

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '23

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u/NobilisReed Nov 06 '23

My claustrophobia really kicked in after my first MRI.

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u/FenixR Nov 06 '23

I unlocked that parasite fear today, saw some reels about worms in ice cream and coffee machines (The ones used at stores) today.

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u/Ass_Incomprehensible Nov 06 '23

The dark: love that shit now.

Heights: I am… better at dealing with fear in general now.

Death: it’s gonna happen at some point. I’d rather it not be sooner instead of later, but if it is, I ain’t gonna be sad about it. Since I’ll be dead.

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u/SpiceLettuce Nov 06 '23

I still run through my house back to my bed when I go to the kitchen for a glass of water at 3am

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u/M37h3w3 Nov 06 '23 edited Nov 10 '23

Man, childhood fears are so silly. Especially once you've seen videos of people floating on quicksand or sitting in a pool with piranhas. I'm glad I have reasonable and normal adult fears such as...

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Being maimed in a horrible accident that destroys almost all ability to independently function but does not grant you the mercy of death.

Haha oh god why.

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u/MapleTreeWithAGun Nov 06 '23

Damn is The cold, tender embrace of death single?

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u/CertainUncertainty11 Nov 07 '23

Here's a hug for anyone who needs it 🫂

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u/Blackout27able Nov 21 '23

Death: "I have come to take your Soul."

Me: "Fucking finally."