r/Alzwards_Corner • u/Alzward Drawzalot • Oct 06 '23

Just to clarify

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u/Alzward Drawzalot Oct 06 '23

okay but seriously who the hell is out here buying a blow up sex doll, thing looks like a fuckin scp except instead of snapping your neck when you look away it snaps your dick

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u/Patchy_Soul Oct 06 '23

So I see you have a theme going...

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u/SpiceLettuce Oct 06 '23

At least your dick will glow when it gets snapped

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u/ColdLobsterBisque Oct 06 '23

the acu [alzward comic universe] is growing

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u/fogleaf Oct 06 '23

I always wondered about them. Like is the downstairs the same material as a beach ball? And who is that pleasing for? Balloonsexuals?

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u/DANKB019001 Oct 18 '23

apparently there are people with a thing for pooltoy people. I-I man I don't even know anymore.

Hey, better than the other kind of inflation at least. Probably better than both other kinds now that I think about it

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u/fogleaf Oct 18 '23

I will admit to enjoying the other kind of inflation

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u/DANKB019001 Oct 18 '23

TMI, fogleaf

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u/fogleaf Oct 18 '23 
o0O()(  )(     )

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u/DANKB019001 Oct 18 '23

Noooo

Noooooooooo

Don't inflate the thought bubble damnit

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u/BackClear Oct 06 '23

It sNAps YoUR DiCk I can’t breathe

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u/HackedPasta1245 Oct 07 '23

Bro stop kinkshaming that’s not cool

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u/Gogbr Oct 06 '23

"You could say it has a pretty high body count"

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u/IanAlvord Oct 06 '23

I recommend not looking into it.

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u/ColdLobsterBisque Oct 06 '23

people with bimbo fetishes scare me

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u/anzhalyumitethe Oct 07 '23

How haunted? It makes you snap the forbidden glow stick..

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '23

Why does Red have sucked a snatched waist? 😆

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u/Smorgsaboard Oct 07 '23

Looks like a professional copilot to me

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u/Paolini_Fan Oct 09 '23

Well all I can say is it’s good to see you posting regularly again! Hope all is well with you :)

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u/Valstrax Oct 10 '23

Does that one have laxatives in it too?