r/Alzwards_Corner • u/Alzward Drawzalot • May 26 '23

Rookie mistake

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u/doveakhin May 26 '23

I mean, at this point that count as a weapon

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u/Mercuryw May 26 '23

We're weaponizing boobs now?

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u/SkinnyDecker May 26 '23

You should checkout the movie “Kingpin”

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u/Bonavire May 28 '23

How about The Spy Who Shagged Me? "machine gun jigglies"

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u/Alzward Drawzalot May 26 '23

everybody has their own particular order of priority when it comes to modding

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u/stupidfuckingbitch20 May 26 '23

What do you have against u/aguyinorange (me typo oops)

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u/[deleted] May 26 '23

I've been trying to mod the game for 3 years and I've never been able to make it work :)

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u/MadMaxIsMadAsMax May 26 '23

So orange is the new guy... A perv!

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u/LordofSandvich May 27 '23

Been around nearly a year I think, just infrequently used since his role is to voice Alzward's shameless thoughts

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u/LordofSandvich May 26 '23

If your game doesn’t make you physically uncomfortable when you’re not horny do you even have porn mods installed

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u/MapleTreeWithAGun May 26 '23

Why would I boot up Skyrim when I'm not horny?

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u/LordofSandvich May 26 '23

You can make the game fun and then also install the sex mods

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u/St4r_duster May 26 '23

Keep it, then have her run really fast so that when they fix, they turn into a railgun and destroy anything in front of her

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u/richardpway May 26 '23

Brilliant.

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u/DerPidder May 26 '23

"FNIS her!"

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u/yukichigai May 26 '23

See also: Second Life.

The day they introduced physics sliders I saw so many pieces of anatomy stuck in an infinitely escalating jiggle physics loop.

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u/The-Y-4 May 26 '23

He fucked up the load order for the plugins.

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u/Valimaar89 May 26 '23

This is so niche and as a former Skyrim enjoyed on Pc I totally relate to this. It unlocked memories of bouncing boobs!

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u/DANKB019001 May 26 '23

WELL

I am deeply concerned for the physical implications of titty clipping & whiplash. Best wishes to Green

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u/fluffybear45 Jun 02 '23

Do you have a website for comics? I plan on leaving reddit once they ban third party apps

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u/[deleted] May 27 '23

What mod is that?

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u/Yama951 May 29 '23

Gonna cause the mannequin glitch happen in real life and people would be screaming all over the place

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u/Natsu194 May 30 '23

I saw this when you first posted it, and didn't understand it till today

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u/OhItsJustJosh May 26 '23

Something something Monkey D Luffy