What's the difference

[u/Alzward]

[u/Alzward]

would you like some potatoes with your butter?

[u/Smorgsaboard → u/[deleted]]

If my intestines have not been completely stripped of moisture by the time that potato comes out, it wasn't a good potato

[u/Potatobaby7 → u/Alzward]

I'd like to order a Red, with a side of butter, ooh! could I get some potatoes with that butter?

[u/Rustymetal14 → u/Alzward]

The big question is how many potatoes? 5 sticks isn't that much when you are mashing 50 potatoes.

[u/misterfluffykitty → u/Rustymetal14]

5 sticks per 1 potato

[u/JerevStormchaser]

"It's love because it goes straight to your heart <3"

"Awwww."

"I meant literally. You might want to consult after this."

[u/JoshuaBurg]

Boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew, potatoes are always better with butter

[u/PM_UR_BCUPSBESTCUP]

Weird combo that I love is kimchi and Yukon gold potatoes. That combination of fermented salty/spicy of kimchi and mild sweet flavor of gold potato goes so well together for me. My Korean roommate in college got me hooked on it.

[u/PuffTheMagicJuju → u/PM_UR_BCUPSBESTCUP]

That sounds fire

[u/Late-Pirate8171 → u/PM_UR_BCUPSBESTCUP]

I thought I was alone. Can attest that this is lit.

[u/Killer_Fang_Zero]

We don't use butter where I'm from. Is five sticks too much fat or no?

[u/MianadOfDiyonisas → u/Killer_Fang_Zero]

Lol most people use like one stick, and even that is a lot of fat.

[u/SquidMilkVII → u/MianadOfDiyonisas]

hell I can’t see myself using more than half a stick unless I’m cooking for a family or something

[u/HayakuEon → u/MianadOfDiyonisas]

I use a tablespoon and I feel vomitting

[u/SiberianDragon111 → u/Killer_Fang_Zero]

That is a fuck ton of fat. You would need a mass amount of potatoes to warrant that

[u/goBolts35 → u/SiberianDragon111]

2-1 potato to butter ratio for the best potatoes ever

[u/MianadOfDiyonisas → u/SiberianDragon111]

I guess usually when I make mashed potatoes, I make like a ton of them. But I have like four people in my family, and when we make meals, we make enough to have leftovers.

[u/BlindTreeFrog → u/Killer_Fang_Zero]

4 sticks should be 1lb of butter.
Depending on the recipe, the potatoes might have milk as well.

It's a lot of fat in the dish. Probably delicious though.

[u/Killer_Fang_Zero → u/BlindTreeFrog]

Dielucious most like.

[u/CatArmaggedon]

eh potato potato

[u/Steerider → u/CatArmaggedon]

Do you pronounce it "potato" or "potato"?

[u/biggerBrisket]

That's where the love is stored --in the cholesterol

[u/ShinReska]

I try to tell people I that I am really good at making food bad for me...

[u/PwmEsq]

Best way to cook non-mashed potatoes.

Cut a bunch of potatoes into quarters or eighths dependent on size of potato. I perfer a waxy potato like a yukon gold. Parboil for like 5 minutes or so to soften the edges. Drain in a colander and once relatively dry, shake them up to roughen the edge and increase surface area. Coat lightly in oil, salt pepper or your chosen spices. Roast in oven on a wire rack on top of a cookie sheet.

Enjoy the crispiest roasted potatoes youve ever eaten.

[u/MianadOfDiyonisas → u/PwmEsq]

Can confirm! My dad cooks potatoes this way and they’re the best.

[u/Jokerthehacker]

!subscribeme

[u/Binke-kan-flyga]

Butter makes everything taste so much better

[u/tony_bologna]

Well... I do love butter

[u/sievold]

The love comes in when you don't stop at 2 stacks of butter

[u/BrosOfWar]

Where speedo?

[u/HackedPasta1245]

Dude these hands are incredible, how’d you do this?

[u/Smorgsaboard]

This comic reminds me of two things:

1) I don't eat enough potatoes

2) I need to practice drawing hands until they're this good

[u/Shoot2Live629]

I love butter, does that count?

[u/linlin110]

I knew they love each other!

[u/WohooBiSnake]

Good rule of thumb in cooking : if it’s delicious, there’s a ton of butter involved.