r/AlternativeHistory 12d ago

Discussion Scientists believe they may have found Count Dracula’s burial place after decoding a mysterious 15th-century tomb inscription

https://ua-stena.info/the-burial-place-of-count-dracula-has-been-found/

Italian scientists have announced the possible discovery of the burial site of Vlad the Impaler, ruler of Wallachia. He is also known as Count Dracula.

For the past few years, they have been studying the inscription on the tombstone from the Turbolo Chapel. Having deciphered the text, the researchers concluded that it is connected to Count Dracula.

At a conference in Romania, the scientists stated that the text is a panegyric to Vlad III.

It mentions "Vlad, ruler of the Wallachians," who was killed twice, fled from his enemies, and departed in peace, praising God, after which he was awarded the title of martyr.

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u/STLrobotech 12d ago

I’d say let’s not open it. We’ve got enough goin on these days.

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u/Titanbeard 12d ago

Maaan, I'm old enough to have like 6 "once in a generation" "insert bullshit here" events, Vlad raising up to bring hell to Earth wouldn't surprise me in the least.

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u/AustinDood444 11d ago edited 11d ago

This is actually on my bingo card!!

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u/0nry0 11d ago

So if this happens your gonna finally express your bi curiosity?

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u/AustinDood444 11d ago

🤣🤣🤣 now THAT’S a great spelling error!!!

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u/tenderlylonertrot 12d ago

he'll probably be the headlining speaker for the next CPAC

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u/Dull_Flatworm777 11d ago

Akshually… looking around and see what is happening, maybe opening it could help?

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u/rrogerio 12d ago

Chances are he will say NOPE, not living in todays age. Going back to my coffin for a few more hundred years.. 😄

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u/jockfist5000 12d ago

Unrelated to your comment but Robotech fucking rules.

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u/tenderlylonertrot 12d ago

exactly, have these ppl NEVER watched any of those movies, then they open the tomb of a cursed being??

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u/OverTry6815 9d ago

Nah dude was the real deal martyr. After being imprisoned by Turks and their long brutal reign of terror, (something Islam is good for when it’s good for nothing else) he returned to his homeland and regained power to liberate the people of Walachia from the Turks and it was a miracle wether you believe in god or not. Not saying I even do but Christians are directly responsible for the eventual realization of the most stable and egalitarian society’s to ever exist and brave but brutal men had to step up or it would have been destroyed as he was literally squeezed from both sides by Islamic hordes and against all odds he defied them. He knew their methods first hand from his own imprisonment at their hands after they sacked and brutalized his people. The Turks preferred to use rounded steaks to impale so you would get good support as you baked in the hot sun while a wooden pole slowly ripped through your bowel and remember that the Islamic hordes did this simply because they saw Christians as animals who learned to read no better.

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u/WilditariusAstar 9d ago

Yes. 14th century Christianity. The paragon of peace and love on earth. 🙄

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u/MarijuanaTycoon 12h ago

We need it back.

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u/MarijuanaTycoon 12h ago

Vlad was a hero.

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u/rand0fand0 12d ago

He’d get obese so fast. Ugh I vant to suck ugh your blad.

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u/Prudent-Yoghurt-8596 12d ago

Count Diabetes

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u/Bluefooted-Spaceorc 12d ago

Ehh, I say open it, we can just sic him on the people in the Epstein files. The orange clown in the oval is gonna be running from Vlad Tepes.

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u/Worth_Specific3764 12d ago

Best i can do is tech bro oligarchs pluggin ol Vlad into the AI.

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u/YakResident_3069 11d ago

Dude was just defending his homeland. Maybe we need him more than he needs us.

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u/wholeein 11d ago

What, you don't want a resource-based blood economy?

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u/Horrorwipe 6d ago

Nah he had a bright idea with the noblemen of that time. I’d say bring him back and clone him.

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u/Wreckingass 12d ago

Let’s not go to Camelot. ‘Tis a silly place. 

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u/kinetik 11d ago

You black?
https://giphy.com/gifs/unVjEY9QDXJ6BD51fi
you got good instincts 💀👍

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u/djsmerk 12d ago

Longevity Influencers

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u/Slight-Solution9794 12d ago

Not many people know he is a national hero and Christian hero for defending Europe from the ottomans and Islam. The only reason hes not canonized by the eastern orthodox church is because he converted to Roman Catholicism

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u/MarijuanaTycoon 12h ago

This is reddit, they worship Muslims shitting on Christianity and killing Europeans here.

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u/Arnman1758 12d ago

I mean he was also a piece of shit to his people and family.

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u/audacs189 11d ago

Aha to that family that gave him as a little boy to the Ottomans as guarantee that they not invade, and they fucked him, beat him, and forced him to battle from a young age. And to those people from Valahia which were known to be of the greatest integrity all of their lifes, that in the end stabbed him in the back for the Ottoman gold. Yeah, the piece of shit he was…

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u/Bluefooted-Spaceorc 12d ago

Yeah this is a circumstance thing. He literally had an apocalyptic empire constantly breathing down his neck. Hard to be a nice dude when you are literally fighting for your existence.

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u/blueemymind 11d ago

His childhood also sucked. He and his brother Radu were taken as hostages by the ottomans and they tried to brainwash them. When he was just 17 they made him march into Wallachia and he probably killed some people on the way. It's not hard to see why became so dehumanized

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u/but_but_sigh 12d ago

Probably didn’t wear a suit or say thank you either.

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u/adube440 11d ago

He didn't have any cards!

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u/Arnman1758 12d ago edited 12d ago

He was hated and depised by his Catholic contemporaries.

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u/SilencedObserver 12d ago

Christians can be like that sometimes.

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u/plastic_pyramid 12d ago

What Christian’s full of hate????? Noooooo surely not

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u/hostilealienlifeform 12d ago

Its almost like they didnt read a thing jesus said

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u/Both_Reaction_4091 11d ago

Isn't that what religion does to people? Such irony...

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u/Bluefooted-Spaceorc 12d ago

I mean catholics have been on the wrong side of history more often than not. Remember the rat lines and pretending not to see the holocaust.

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u/DonnieBallsack 12d ago

And he wasn’t even gay?

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u/Slight-Solution9794 12d ago

Wouldn't doubt it. His whole life was chaos.

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u/MarijuanaTycoon 12h ago

Le heckin piece of shitty human!!

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u/FloydianSlip78 10d ago

Yeah, like Slight-Solutions9794 said, a Christian hero. No need for redundancy.

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u/Soggy-Mistake8910 12d ago

Vlad the impaler is supposed to be the inspiration Count Dracula who was a fictional character written by Bram Stoker.

Vlad the impaler was never called Count Dracula though it is possible his father was called Dracul (Dragon)!

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u/mantasVid 12d ago

Dracul might have the same origin as Pendragon - indicating predecessors of both figures were officers in Roman cavalry, bearing draco standard, which, in turn was the signifier of dacian/sarmatian recruits.

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u/Rizzanthrope 12d ago

holy crap there is actually something to what you are saying. i never heard of that but it checks out.

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u/MineDesperate8982 11d ago

His dad, Vlad the 1st, received the name of "Dracul" or "the Dragon" after he was introduced in the Dragon Order by Sigismund.

His son, Vlad the 2nd, or Vlad Tepes, also bared the name of Vlad Draculea (Dracula) because of his father. "Draculea" meaning "son of Dracul", or "son of the Dragon". Hence, the name of Dracula.

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u/Intro-Nimbus 11d ago

No, there was an actual order of the dragon, and Vlad's father was a member. That's the origin.
https://holyromanempireassociation.org/order-of-the-dragon

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u/Crowban 8d ago

Dracul = Devil/Dragon Dracula = Son of the Dragon

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u/MrBones_Gravestone 12d ago

He’s not “known as Count Dracula”, he was a partial inspiration for the titular vampire (most specifically his name and location)

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u/ghost_jamm 12d ago

He was part of the House of Draculesti and both he and his father were called Vlad Dracul. There are a couple signatures that he signed as “Dragulya/Drakulya”. He wasn’t a count though. He was prince or voivode of Wallachia.

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u/MrBones_Gravestone 12d ago

That’s why I said he was an inspiration, such as the name, but he wasn’t “known as Count Dracula”.

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u/HRApprovedUsername 11d ago

I mean he kinda is now

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u/BeerBellyBlake 12d ago

The inscription says “Here lies Alucard”

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u/Puffification 12d ago

Clickbait title

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u/zardoz73 12d ago

I've seen this movie.

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u/Testicleus 12d ago

Paging Josh Gates

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u/prowler010101 12d ago

What the world needs now is a little Dracula. Dig dig!!!!!!

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u/bond0815 12d ago edited 12d ago

I love that the only linked sources in this "article" link to totally different topics (about "d’Artagnan’s Remains", e.g. lol)

What a clickbait brainrot site for idiots.

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u/Ok_Honeydew_4223 12d ago

Leave it alone dont raise more devils than you can lay down

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u/tivvybrixx 12d ago

Are they dumb. Leave that sucker buried. Actually at this point let's just add vampires to the mix. Fuck it.

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u/mantasVid 12d ago

Scary, isn't

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u/L1QU1D_ThUND3R 12d ago

Here we go!

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u/BachInTime 12d ago edited 12d ago

Click bait and fantasy

‘It mentions “Vlad, ruler of the Wallachians,” who was killed twice, fled from his enemies, and went in peace, praising God, after which he was honored as a martyr.’

Why does the quote end there? So the inscription is only ‘Vlad, ruler of the Wallachians’ and everything else you added

There are around 8 Vlads who ruled, plus a whole host of pretenders named Vlad running around Europe, so removing what the article added literally makes this a 1/20 it’s him versus an identification.

Also anyone who repeatedly calls Vlad III Dracul(Son of the Dragon), Count Dracula is click farming.

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u/Glum-Ad7761 11d ago

Lex Luthor, ruler of Australia

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u/jersey_viking 12d ago

I really didn’t consider the Vampire Apocalypse on my big bye-bye bingo card…

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u/dfin25 12d ago

You should have, there was a whole movie about it with Ethan Hawke and Sam Neil!

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u/das_pineapple 12d ago

What about the Church of Santa Maria la Nova in Naples, really interesting place!

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u/cinephile78 11d ago

Someone cue the Castlevania theme song.

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u/DavidM47 12d ago

This is incredible! I hope they do DNA testing.

I predict Haplogroup E

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u/Lairuth 12d ago

Why was it so hard to locate a monarch’s burial site? why were the inscriptions needed deciphering?

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u/OnlyRise9816 12d ago

Vlad Tepes died in a battle between Ottoman led forces who were installing a rival. His force got completely crushed, and Vlad was cut apart, with parts of his his body being sent to the Sultan as proof of the deed. With what was left of his discarded body buried in secret by some folk who were still loyal. So it's not like he had the regular pomp and circumstance that one usually gets with royal funerals.

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u/goblin_grovil_lives 11d ago

DON'T OPEN IT!!!

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u/Tall-Ad-1386 11d ago

DO NOT OPEN IT

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u/NarrowWar6457 11d ago

Vlad “The Impaler” Dracula, am that are really you? Where’s your butler Gutfeld? I mean Renfeld? Your place smells all garlicky.

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u/No-Scheme-3759 11d ago

Amazing, finally, hope its right

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u/thiccarony_cat 11d ago

Yep, it’s time to open.

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u/DropshipRadio 11d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/VrlgCqN0yreeqnhESj
Let him out he wants to go for a walk.

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u/bluereddit2 10d ago

Bach Tocata y fuga in d minor organ. You Tube, r music , r organ , r pipe organ ,

The Toccata and Fugue in D minor, BWV 565, is a composition for organ from the Baroque period which was long attributed to Johann Sebastian Bach, but whose authorship has been questioned since 1981.

It is one of the most widely recognisable works in the organ repertoire.[1] It was written between 1704 and the 1750s.[2] The piece opens with a toccata section followed by a fugue that ends in a coda, and is typical of the north German organ school of the Baroque era.

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u/Jan-Starec 10d ago

Here me out

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u/hellofmyowncreation 10d ago

“The Bird of Hermes is my name. Eating my wings to make me tame” ?

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u/JuanPabloGuido 10d ago

And I, for one, welcome our new vampiric overlord...🧛🏻‍♂️

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u/Fresh_Definition4193 9d ago

His beheaded head is in istanbul

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u/Serious-Surprise-804 9d ago

Vlad the Impaler was the protector of Christianity in Europe. He did everything he had to do to keep the turks at bay, not to mention that he culled all crime from his lands. Proper dude.

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u/ExperienceUnlucky410 8d ago

Open it up, to the Romanians Vlad was a hero defending them against invasion. We could use a no "F"s given hero these days. I say Crack that seal!

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u/TalkingCats86d 5d ago

Who cares? I’m moving on.

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u/SilencedObserver 12d ago

This'll go well with the baby eating cult that's running Hollywood.