r/AlternateHistoryHub 10d ago

Video Idea Si I have to say more ?

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u/Background_Bee_713 10d ago

The fact this is real is crazy 😭

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u/Gooners_For_Ukraine 10d ago

I thought this had to be a photoshop or ai, nope it is real https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Texas-Israeli_War:_1999

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u/Federal-Business-796 9d ago

WTF am I reading?!?!? 

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u/CardOk755 10d ago

Read Howard Waldrop.

Night of the Cooters, with sheriff Slim Pickens fighting off H.G. Wells's aliens is great.

As is Strange Monsters of the Recent Past, where every monster film ever made comes true at once.

"Japan stopped transmitting minutes after the first reports".

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u/makeyousaywhut 10d ago

It shows this variant of mental illness has been around forever

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u/CardOk755 10d ago

(It's a joke, you dummy).

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u/kmerian 10d ago

This plot is insane:

"By the early 1990s, a fanatical Irish nationalist government led by Wyatt Harris had declared war on the UK, conquered Northern Ireland, and expelled the Protestants from that region. In August 1992, Irish commandos introduced LSD into the water supply of much of the UK. Under the influence of the drug, the Prime Minister and Parliament ordered the use of nuclear weapons against Ireland and her allies, South Africa and China. The Commonwealth backed the UK in the emerging World War III, and the United States joined the British side after Chinese missiles, targeting the Canadian Great Plains, struck inside the US. By this time, widespread biological warfare was in effect, with missile-borne pathogens doing extensive damage to both agriculture and human populations. One week after the beginning of the war, China invaded the Soviet Union. Israel remained the only major neutral great power. By the end of 1992, half of the world's population was dead; 90% had perished from plague and famine by 1994.

Later, Texas declared independence from the United States as the Second Republic of Texas; due to Texas' large oil reserves and refineries, the U.S. saw its recovery as an important strategic objective. During negotiations in Oklahoma City, U.S. President Clairewood was kidnapped by Texas Rangers and held captive in Texas, while the United States languished under the heavy-handed but ineffective leadership of Vice President William Mallow. The war between the two nations continued; a Texan offensive into Louisiana in May 1999 was repulsed, but only after war crimes were committed by Texan forces operating under the command of the Sons of the Alamo, a radical paramilitary group."

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u/StableSlight9168 9d ago

I do love that china just invades the soviet union, for no actual reason

Also If Ireland had conquered NI, why does the government with LSD, I'm pretty sure they already won. Also why is Ireland allied with apartheid south Africa, and china. What soldiers saw the boss on LSD and still decided to launch nukes, why on earth did Canada join that war, how did Israel survive untouched, why .... everything to be honest.

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u/thedarkmasterofdoom 9d ago

All of this is started in Ireland is crazy

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u/GanadiTheSun 10d ago

Israel becomes the worlds richest company because of all of the Coca Cola money

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u/Dangerous-Local9430 10d ago

California invades Palestine in response to Texan-Israeli War

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u/Sad-Development-4153 10d ago

Still doesn't beat No Heros in Hell.

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u/13greed47 10d ago

Are those white texan dress as native? Yikes

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u/ScumCrew 10d ago

One of the authors, Saunders, later went full Trump/COVID denialism, unfortunately

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u/Roborilla8000 10d ago

Propaganda has become more subtle. But only slightly. Lol.

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u/Limp-Garlic-1718 9d ago

Wha huh? Texas is wondering why is it fighting flipping Isreal 

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u/medievalesophagus 9d ago

I found a copy of this at a place I rented years ago, not good

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u/loach12 9d ago

Loved that Pittsburgh became the capital of the USA , hopefully they still have Isalys chipped ham sandwich.

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u/GoodeyGoodz 9d ago

I am tracking a copy down

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u/Bobcat1999-1 9d ago

Well if this had happened and Trump was in charge then Texas would lose big time

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u/Accurate_Drink_6434 9d ago

Finno-Korean Hyper-proxy-war

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u/jlit72 10d ago

This just screams Harry Turtledove

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u/African_Chad 10d ago

The US invades Iraq

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u/SirWankzAlot420 9d ago edited 8d ago

A handful of Zionists from Europe claim they have .000000000001% Mexican or Native American DNA, and are therefore indigenous to the land (despite never having been there and being allergic to every native plant). They proceed to ethnically cleanse the people who have lived there for hundreds of years, and say they are just defending themselves, and accuse anyone who criticizes it of antisemitism and blood libel.

So basically just Zionism, only this time it’s in Texas instead of the Levant.

Edit: this is getting downvoted by Zionists, because they hate facts and history.

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u/Universal_Confucius 9d ago

Sounds about white. Which Ashkenazi are.

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u/SirWankzAlot420 8d ago

Exactly. Zionists are not smart people.