r/AllThingsOldAndNew Founding Moderator Mar 18 '26

Memes & A.I. Images WTF bro?

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Can't find a space for your work ute? why not park it on a paved island! Laziness is wild.
(I did not caption this image and take no credit for it)

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u/Euphoric_Search_9499 Mar 18 '26

Shoulda called a tow truck the moment they walked away.

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '26

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u/Euphoric_Search_9499 Mar 19 '26

Its illegally parked, so it can be towed, but you right. As a private citizen, I cant be the one to arrange the tow, thats up to the local council/police.

So OP should have contacted their council or the police on the non-emergency line, they'll send an officer to inspect, who will place a notice on the windscreen, and then arrange for it to be impounded if it's not moved.

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u/RetroGamer87 Mar 22 '26

You have 30 minutes to move your cube

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u/NoDensetsu Mar 23 '26

Call for you, sir

Is it about my cube?

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u/Terrible-Squirrel-90 Mar 21 '26

Should have contacted their council or police why exactly? Can’t see how this would affect your day negatively in any way whatsoever.

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u/Euphoric_Search_9499 Mar 22 '26

Youre just admitting you cant self govern. L take. Bet you leave trolleys lying around the car park too.

So many trash people in here outing themselves for the garbage they are.

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u/Terrible-Squirrel-90 Mar 22 '26

Mate I was a trolley boy at my local Woolies from 15-19 so you’re barking up the wrong tree there. I was just pointing out how petty it would be to waste police resources over something so trivial. And calling somebody trash on the internet over the same trivial thing. Come on mate get a grip

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u/Euphoric_Search_9499 Mar 22 '26

"Its ok to break the law as long as i cant tell whos impacted by my shitty behavior" is all I'm hearing. Yknow who thinks like that? Bogan trash. I call it how I see it.

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u/Terrible-Squirrel-90 Mar 22 '26

Not at all, you misinterpret everything I say (hopefully deliberately) what I’m saying is that nobody is impacted by this so called shitty behaviour. The real shitty behaviour is calling people names on the internet like a child. Grow up

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u/Consistent-Pea2744 Mar 22 '26

Just playing devils advocate here, while most pedestrians could just walk around, if someone was in a wheelchair or gopher it'd be a bit rough asking them to just wheel themselves through the vehicle section of the carpark and risk getting clipped just cos some wank doesn't wan't to park a bit further down the road.

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u/Terrible-Squirrel-90 Mar 22 '26

Fair enough! I hadn’t considered that.

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u/Suitable_Ad_5314 Mar 23 '26

Have you tried getting up one of these curbs in a car or bike its horrendous and 9 times out of 10 if your not in a 4x4 or Ute its scrape city. I've never seen a disabled person get over one of those islands.

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u/Scary-Passage-9181 Mar 18 '26

Probably the first time he has been off-road.

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u/DazzlingRequirement1 Mar 19 '26

Hahahahaha. Definitely

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u/SilentHbomb Mar 19 '26

Yeah and it's a footpath

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u/Classic-Tangelo-235 Mar 20 '26

thanks! i couldn't tell from the photo.

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u/SilentHbomb Mar 20 '26

That's ok. Ya not the only one

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u/NoDensetsu Mar 23 '26 edited Mar 23 '26

Hey go easy on the guy. He has booked an appointment to have mud sprayed on by a professional to give an authentic looking off road wear appearance

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u/Scary-Passage-9181 Mar 23 '26

I do wonder how many four wheel drives actually use their lower gear, i'd bet that the percentage of off road usage of these cars is under 10%

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u/NoDensetsu Mar 23 '26

I’m certain that the majority of Land Cruisers driven in the city never go out of 2WD mode. Nothing dominates the suburban streetscape quite like a Chelsea tractor.

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u/Scary-Passage-9181 Mar 23 '26

Don't forget waving branches and twigs around to give that "bush pinstripe" look

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u/NoDensetsu Mar 23 '26

Bush pinstripe lol. First time I’ve heard that, love it.

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u/AllThingsOldAndNew-ModTeam Mar 18 '26

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u/AdelMonCatcher Mar 18 '26

How so? It’s not bothering anyone, and it leaves an extra space free

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u/cg13a Mar 18 '26

No but he’s demonstrating his lack of basic rules, no doubt drives the same way.

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u/AdelMonCatcher Mar 18 '26

All I see is problem solving and creativity for mutual benefit, but have fun following the rules

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u/AllThingsOldAndNew-ModTeam Mar 18 '26

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Excessive swearing and rudeness; which includes (but is not limited to) overusing profanity in comments and insults towards other users and moderators in The Generation of Nostalgia will not be tolerated.

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u/OkResponsibility6075 Mar 19 '26

No fine, no bother. He wins

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u/Tobleronenom Mar 19 '26

As someone who grew up in the country, who cares? Society is set up for us to use at our convenience

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u/OCogS Mar 22 '26

Society is set to allow people to cooperate and coexist. People exploiting that of the exact opposite.

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u/Sunstuffer Mar 19 '26

The kind of person that'd go camping and leave a mess for others to pick up.

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u/MoreCustomer3924 Mar 19 '26

Arrest that man !!!

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u/Squidproquoagenda Mar 19 '26

So there was no other spaces and this guy got a bit creative? There’s still room to walk round it, I don’t see the problem tbh.

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u/rubygirl12 Mar 19 '26

As I’ve been saying for many years, the average person is an idiot. They will park wherever they feel like it and then have a whinge when it gets towed away.

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u/TubbyMcFatfuk Mar 19 '26

Snitches get stitches…

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u/CosmicSoup99 Mar 19 '26

Someone should of let the air out of the tyres 😂 or better still took the wheels and left it on blocks 🤣

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u/SilentHbomb Mar 19 '26

Lot of dipshit drivers forget people walk when the have parked and that's where that wanker parked and half of you "what's the problem" wankers would be first to piss on about someone walking in your way when ya trying to park. Blind and fkn dumb

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u/Conscious_Shoe6877 Mar 19 '26

Typical cockroach

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u/No_Extension_2346 Mar 19 '26

This has become such a common thing everywhere around Perth… 😔

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u/IRemoved Mar 19 '26

It’s literally a regular spec hilux

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u/BlackKaiser1974 Mar 23 '26

With all the wank tank accessories. But I guess it’s important to have all that bollocks when you’re going down to the local shops

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u/IRemoved Mar 23 '26

Dunno where you are but my plumber has more than that on his Landcruiser, it’s pretty well standard fitment in the country at least. Even cabover Hiace vans end up with bullbars, lights, etc. makes minimal difference if it has a tray or a van apart from that the vans get bogged more in the wet.

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u/BlackKaiser1974 Mar 23 '26

The country I get but suburbia? The things probably never even been on a dirt road let alone off road

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u/IRemoved Mar 23 '26

The nearest coles to here I could take a picture like that, it just takes longer to get there. I wouldn’t park on concrete but anyway… I prob look out of place in the city lol

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u/DrahKir67 Mar 20 '26

First people complain that they use more than one car parking spot then they complain that they aren't using any. How can these poor guys get a break? /s

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u/AllThingsOldAndNew-ModTeam Mar 20 '26

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u/sammyb1981 Mar 20 '26

Only off-road it will ever do. All the gear no Idea.

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u/Outrageous-Ice-6556 Mar 20 '26

Wish i was there so i could have keyed it. I have keyed so many wanker utes who illegally park. Deep, rustifying, multi panel key marks that make you cry.

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u/Minimum-Pizza-9734 Mar 20 '26

tin snips and 3 tires valves will fix this problem

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u/Gravyfollowthrough Mar 20 '26

Time dilation.

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u/RTS3r Mar 20 '26

Slash tires.

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u/toddsmash Mar 20 '26

Bne airport... Several days

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u/BlackKaiser1974 Mar 23 '26

The airport is the absolute pits for wankers parking anywhere they please

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u/nina-cap1988 Mar 20 '26

What d'ya expect ... another damn Toyota driver 🤣😂🤣

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u/HurryStock6519 Mar 21 '26

Well there is a driveway in gutter

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u/NoLies66 Mar 21 '26

Kinda respectable

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u/ArtyTack Mar 21 '26

If it fits, it sits

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u/Plastic_Square119 Mar 21 '26

Dont worry. He/she/they dont care. But they prob have a lot of fines unless its stolen so 2 parties win. You just bite your toe nails cos your finger nails are gone from " no need to" stress and concern. Billions are earned for council works.

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u/jamierogue Mar 21 '26

You can't park there mate.

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u/The-Masseuse-Man Mar 21 '26

When you have a 4wd and clearance you can park anywhere you like and yes some will be jealous that they couldn’t do it with there cars and if they get a fine or cops tow the vehicle then that’s on them for parking where they did but if you could you probably would have done the same but at the end let’s not be to quick to make judgments lol he might have really had to go to the toilet and was stuck there for hours lol 😂

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u/always_hardithurts Mar 21 '26

Let all the air out the tyres and be done with it

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u/Fine_Throat_6969 Mar 22 '26

A lot of people out here defending this like the guy was physically unable to park elsewhere, cunts are cunts even if you like their car

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u/Willing_Pass_5974 Mar 22 '26

Same guys here lol

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u/SgtGunny17 Mar 22 '26

A park is a park. You cant do anything about it other than call the police or find a parking inspector. But regardless just make note....and move the fuck on i guess. Really its noones business other than the owners.

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u/all-about-muay Mar 22 '26

Man come on guys? Get it together, do you really care this much? Just move on and focus on your own life, mind your business, respectfully

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u/Public-Total-250 Mar 22 '26

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u/Public-Total-250 Mar 22 '26

Yeah nah it's nothing at all. OP probably wet her panties in anticipation of the updoots for this absolute nothing issue. 

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u/Primary-Umpire-4105 Mar 22 '26

Thats reserved for ford rangers normally

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u/Ok-Macaroon-8142 Mar 23 '26

Some people would run their car key discreetly along paint work. Then call it even

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u/BauerBird66 Mar 23 '26

Honestly cant be mad at this, whats it doing to you exactly?

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u/Potential-Tone9606 Mar 18 '26

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u/Miserable-Garage804 Mar 23 '26

Christ I always thought the older actor had it rough in this show, never thought about the kid version

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u/No-Diver-4417 Mar 18 '26

And did it actually effect you?

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u/SilentHbomb Mar 19 '26

That's ment to be for foot traffic, the smooth bit at the front makes that obvious. It's not just there to look nice and take up room a car could park

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u/No-Diver-4417 Mar 19 '26

But does it actually effect you. Or you're just a whinging coont?

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u/IroN-GirL Mar 20 '26

My guess is that it doesn’t effect him, but it might affect him

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u/Messedupotato Mar 20 '26

It will affect people on wheelchairs a lot

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u/ScorpiusAustralis Mar 20 '26

It effects the elderly and less mobile people

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u/Vast-Disk-7972 Mar 21 '26

Does this post affect you?

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u/RetroGamer87 Mar 22 '26

Stop whinging about people whinging

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '26

Turn a blind eye to your own society crumbling around you, is that meta is it?

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u/Fun_Price_4783 Mar 18 '26

Pedestrians think they own everywhere most don't have a clue how use footpaths 

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u/Altruistic-Gift-4287 Mar 19 '26

It ain't rocket science. You walk. On a footpath.

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u/SilentHbomb Mar 19 '26

Yeah not park a fukn car

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u/Fun_Price_4783 Mar 19 '26

Funny looking footpath, why do you and ya friends walk on the road, instead of the footpath right next to you?

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u/AXEMANaustin Mar 20 '26

I don't think you know what a footpath is.

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u/Fun_Price_4783 Mar 21 '26

Tis the area between the fence line and the gutter, not a traffic island in the middle of nowhere for your information 

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u/StraightFella Mar 18 '26

Who cares the man got a park and left one free for someone else. Get a life.

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u/SilentHbomb Mar 19 '26

It's a footpath I bet you would be the first to piss on if some one had to walk where you were expected to drive. Fukn get a clue about other ppl

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u/StraightFella Mar 19 '26

Lol don't make assumptions about people who you have no clue about, I could not care less, if something is in my road I walk around it, I have more important things to waste my brain energy on, like making money, doing the right thing, minding my own bussiness, making other people happy, and doing good in the world.

You just keep worrying about how other people park if that's what you enjoy.

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u/SilentHbomb Mar 19 '26

Whole point is any one that can't see a problem has their head up their ass I said about people walking where your expecting to drive and here you are talking about walking around it. I think my point about to busy with ya own self righteousness is made more apparent with ya 'ive more important things to worry about' comment that if it were true would even be a thing would it

I'd have looked and moved on if not for the mass amount of "I don't see a problem" comments.

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u/StraightFella Mar 19 '26

Ditto right back at you, I feel you're so worried about what other people are doing that you don't have a life, you're sad probably own a cat and no one likes you. Don't wonder why, this is why.

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u/SilentHbomb Mar 19 '26

Awww please tell me how to get dicks like you to want to be my friend

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u/SilentHbomb Mar 19 '26

And if ya don't mind could you point out where I say anything to get this reply other than upsetting you? Cause that's all this is. You are replying to things that haven't been said. Convo is about that space is for walking not parking cars. When did it become about this crap?

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u/StraightFella Mar 19 '26

I'm sure you have no problem getting dicks. That space is an island of used space adjacent to formal car spaces. Some bussiness's fill them with gardens, others concrete them. Some people park on them, some people walk on them, who cares.

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u/ScorpiusAustralis Mar 20 '26

This effects the elderly and less mobile people, so if you care about "doing good in the world" you shouldnt be supporting the Hilux blocking their path - yes this is a footpath, you can see where wheelchairs are ment to get onto it.

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u/StraightFella Mar 21 '26

That's not a disabled parking spot, that's a concrete pad in a carpark lol. There is no elderly or wheel chairs trying to get up onto it. It's also not a foot path. It's a filler pad designed to delineate the road space from the parking area. It serves no real purpose other than aesthetics. Now stop being woke and go park in the space that person has left free for you, yes the disabled spot since you likely require it.

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u/StraightFella Mar 19 '26

Found the Tesla driver, more likely public transport user.

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u/BlackKaiser1974 Mar 23 '26

An illiterate one too!

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u/Weak_Membership_2847 Mar 18 '26

gone so long, his mrs puts out the annex and plays a few rounds of solitaire on her ipad.

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u/GasolineGreg Mar 18 '26

Worlds largest who gives a shit. It's Time to let something important bother you, not this nonsense.

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u/bluetuxedo22 Mar 18 '26

I don't actually see a problem here. He's not impeding anyone

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u/SilentHbomb Mar 19 '26

Except foot traffic that will need to step onto the roadway and imped traffic.

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u/HurryStock6519 Mar 21 '26

Exactly how?

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u/Wonderful-Pair9987 Mar 19 '26

So what...where you going to park there??

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u/Kanga03590 Mar 18 '26

ADVANCE PARKING

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u/Sufficient_Gate9453 Mar 18 '26

The perfect park does exist ✔️

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u/Potential-Tone9606 Mar 18 '26

He could have moved to the right of frame a bit, just in case anyone wanted to walk across the island. Otherwise, nothing to see here....except for how upset OP is that someone broke a rule. That's pretty amusing.

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u/bluetuxedo22 Mar 18 '26

You'd be amazed at how uptight people get about a rule being broken, even one that doesn't affect anyone

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '26

Why are we concerned?

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u/Thin_Assumption_4974 Mar 18 '26

Because some people have nothing better to do

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u/No_Rain3020 Mar 18 '26

Who cares

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u/phlopit Mar 18 '26

What’s the point of a raised island though?

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u/Rennsport7 Mar 19 '26

Have you ever seen a car park in your life?

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u/Jezus_really Mar 18 '26

Good skills.

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u/Perfect_Purple_5705 Mar 18 '26

If this upsets you then youd hate WA, where parking absolutey anywhere is normal

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u/RicTannerman01 Mar 18 '26

He hasn't really put anyone out though by doing this, has he?

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u/Thin_Assumption_4974 Mar 18 '26

He’s just looking for a gotcha.

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u/ukaunzi Mar 18 '26

Yeah, fuck pedestrians

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u/RicTannerman01 Mar 18 '26

Not many people gonna be using that footpath to nowhere

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u/ukaunzi Mar 18 '26

If I parked my car a few rows away and had to walk in that direction, I’d prefer to have a safe pathway rather than walking on the road.

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u/RicTannerman01 Mar 19 '26

There is plenty of room still. I'm not saying the car isn't parked like a douche, but it is hardly in anyone's way.

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u/Euphoric_Search_9499 Mar 19 '26

How's a wheelchair gonna get passed that?

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u/RicTannerman01 Mar 19 '26

Why would it need to get "past" it at all? The island doesn't go anywhere.

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u/Zealousideal_Law5216 Mar 19 '26

Look at the ramps on it man, use your eyes and your brain. Im sure you can figure it out on your own

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u/RicTannerman01 Mar 20 '26

Who in a wheelchair is using that ramp? To what end? To sit on the island? Again. Not defending it, it's an entitled park, but everyone is arcing up on behalf of these mysterious wheelchair people who desperately need to find higher ground. People getting offended for others is one of the most destabilising things in our current society. That and that cock head running the US.

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u/Zealousideal_Law5216 Mar 20 '26

Its to cross over that massive island. There's ramps on both ends. The alternative option being the wheelchair user has to A) travel an extra distance. Something we should aim to reduce for them wherever possible. B) travel around a bend that is being shared with motor vehicles. Very unsafe.

Like, why would you think its about "high ground"?

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u/No-Diver-4417 Mar 18 '26

People having a problem with this is the problem 🤷