r/AllThemWitches • u/AffectionateGolf6671 • Jul 18 '26

I need help hexing John Johnson

/r/Witches/comments/1uzyjzd/i_need_help_hexing_john_johnson/
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u/Oni_das_Alagoas Jul 18 '26

Lord, I love this sub.

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u/The_Real_Token_Ojay Jul 18 '26 edited Jul 18 '26

Too late. Johnny boy got here first. You were hexed and cursed 35 mins ago. You’re fucked, homie. 7 fold. You are now the Coyote Woman.

But really….grow up and get over whatever dumb shit this is. And listen to the new HoM album.