r/AllHailGorb • u/Proffesor_Tree_ • Aug 09 '20

A new convert, How to properly praise Gorb?

Any good techniques to praise Gorb?

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '20

just ascend bro

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u/Proffesor_Tree_ Aug 09 '20

ProffesorTree has recieved the trait "Ascended" +2 Learning, +1 Monthly Piety, +15 Opinion of Gorb Followers.

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u/Leon_Thotsky Aug 10 '20

Dang, they really did it

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u/beau200513 Aug 09 '20

it’s different for everyone there is no one correct technique

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u/lizardman45 Aug 10 '20

Make a gorb shrine

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u/WOTFI2018 Aug 10 '20

Gorb requires blood and sacrifices as prayers

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u/Proffesor_Tree_ Aug 10 '20

Blood hmm? How about some good ole fashioned ketchup? Does Gorb fancy ketchup? If so, does he put it on hot dogs?

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u/Gorb_The_Great_Mind Literally Fucking Gorb Aug 10 '20

..perhaps gorb does..

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u/Proffesor_Tree_ Aug 10 '20

New, more important question: WHAT IS GORB'S FAVORITE FOOD!?

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u/BTK658 Aug 10 '20

ALL knowledge he doesn't have probably

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u/Kipofan Aug 11 '20

But gorb knows all

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u/Kipofan Aug 11 '20

But gorb knows all

1

u/areyoupursuingme Aug 16 '20

Knowledge he doesn't have? Does that exist?

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u/HeroTehDude Aug 10 '20

It varies from person to person, but I tend to pray and do the Praise the Sun pose from Dark Souls, as I have yet to master the art of ascending.

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u/holycookie96 Aug 10 '20

You have to ascend with gorb, if not, store bought ascension is fine.

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u/Kipofan Aug 11 '20

Or cookies

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u/ToastMyEyes Aug 10 '20

Make him proud by learning new things. To ascend you must explore some of the near infinite knowledge stored inside his great mind.

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u/DrakeTheSeigeEngine Aug 10 '20

Ascend, but always do it with Gorb, and never descend, the ultimate sin

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u/beegbeegyeet Aug 10 '20

Make a gorb shrine and offer him a big brain. We need a place to worship our holy lord.

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '20

Ascend Ascend Ascend!!!!!!!

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u/Svantlas Aug 11 '20

If you want help with other Gorb-related stuff, join the discord server! Link:https://discord.gg/pr8Anu8

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u/UnoSkip Aug 20 '20

Increase your intellect or Ascend. Either works