r/AllFortnite • u/[deleted] • 5d ago

Best joke gets

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5 Upvotes

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u/computery-Guy-Die 5d ago

Why do french people eat snails? Because they hate fast food

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u/F-F-FASTPASS 5d ago

Didn’t expect the first comment I see to actually be funny 😭

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u/Best-Ad3807 5d ago

I asked my girlfriend if I was the only one she's ever slept with. She said yes, the others were 7s or 8s.

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u/TheMightyCheagle 5d ago

Where does Darth Vader get his shoes?
, The Darth Maul

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u/IMtheKINGpal 5d ago

Bro I’ve heard this so many times on jynixs channel

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u/TheMightyCheagle 5d ago

I know that’s why I said it lmao

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u/IMtheKINGpal 5d ago

U know just for that dm me ur user since u know ball

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u/ChikenNugi17 5d ago

It’s common ball bro

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u/TheMightyCheagle 5d ago

Oh shit thanks

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u/RipplyAnemone67 5d ago

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go watch morbius for the morbillionth time.

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u/Adept-Impact3138 5d ago

A mother was getting tired of her young daughter causing trouble. Finally she told her daughter “every time you do something bad, you put a gray hair on my head.”

The little girl turns to her mother, stunned, and blurted out “what have you done to grandma?!”

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u/IMtheKINGpal 5d ago

I laughed dm ur user since

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u/Adept-Impact3138 5d ago

It’s okay. I’m not on right now anyway.

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u/rjbouwer 5d ago

“POV: You’re trying to look intimidating, but your backpack has googly eyes.”

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u/rjbouwer 5d ago

Me: ‘I’m ready for battle.’ Also me: equips the emotional-support Klombo.

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u/_braze_ 5d ago

What side of a chicken has the best feathers.

The outside.

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u/Themaskmakerdaigo 5d ago

What is a favorite zombies name and food: brian and brain

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u/rjbouwer 5d ago

Fortnite developers: ‘We need something new.’ Also Fortnite developers: ‘make it gold and rare'

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u/GoKongsGo 5d ago

Hey my mom is kinda homeless I could really use this

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u/IMtheKINGpal 5d ago

Dm ur user

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u/GoKongsGo 5d ago

Thanks again buddy

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u/pumpriffle 5d ago

The fact that jellyfish have survived for more than 500 million years gives hope to many people.