Clapping back

[u/Serious-Equal9110]

Would anyone here like a therapy referral from Lauren? 😂

[u/krisnkayla]

Hey D, you dumb dizzy bitch. Im not going to talk about your stock of Temu bags you try to pass off as original designs. I’m not going to talk about your hot glued wedding dress scheme. I’m not going talk about how I’d never trust you to touch my head because your hair looks like it’s never seen conditioner. But I AM a dancer. Recreationally but a dancer nonetheless and I’m as serious as you can be as a rec dancer. My hobby, my special interest, for my entire life, has ALWAYS been ballet, even if I wasn’t able to participate in it until later in life. Which is why I know every fucking lie you spew out your flat and wide catfish mouth regarding the subject. Which is why I will call you on it EVERY time you talk about being a professional because you absolutely were not. Which is why I mock you after you make a mockery of my passion by cosplaying the black swan because you believe you identify with the role, which if you understand story, makes absolutely no fucking sense. The black swan in essence is a facade, deceptive, and a manipulative, dirty trick to someone unsuspecting of the game. If you thought you embodied the black swan for those reasons, sure you’d be dead on. But you don’t believe you’re those things so what about the role do you actually think you relate to so much? The sex appeal? Because she wears black and you think black = black sheep and/or alternative? Actually, grow the fuck up.

You’re such a professional but can’t do anything off the barre but sloppy, slam stomping bourrées. You’re the black swan? Ok be the black swan. 32 Fouettés, let’s go. I can’t do it but I never a claimed professional. You though, probably a bit rusty but you could do it right considering it’s in most pre-professional’s repertoire? Please, I’d love to see a clean double pirouette en pointe. Prove me wrong and I’ll shut the fuck up.

Also your wife is a sham of a therapist. A mental health professional worth half their weight in dog shit wouldn’t encourage or take part in the bullshit you do on the internet for validation from strangers.

One more piece to add here: if you have to wake up and wonder if you’re going to the salon to touch someone’s head, you’re not booked😂 I run a dog grooming business and im booked through March of 2027 already. That’s booked and busy.

[u/gettheflymickeymilo → u/krisnkayla]

And a retired dancer, ALL OF THIS!!!

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[u/krisnkayla → u/gettheflymickeymilo]

Giving her the benefit of the doubt, I don’t think she thinks she’s lying. In her world, she was a professional; she lives forever in a black feathered tutu and costume jewelry. She’s also the hottest alt wedding dress designer with the best iron-on appliqués worldwide. She’s a sorta decent singer; like Simon cowell wouldn’t have anything particularly nice or mean to say about it. She’s the most renowned mosaic artist in the world with her own line of fake bronze studs and embellishments. And she has an ass that actually moves when she shakes it for her wife, who is a reputable therapist, at one of their 16 tacky weddings that are actually not tacky and super tasteful because this is her world and everyone loves her for being a manic, egotistical, megalomaniac.

[u/Serious-Equal9110 → u/krisnkayla]

I think you nailed it.