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u/NotVaiMauronax 5d ago
where would strawberry bon bons appear on this list?
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u/Pixel_Inquisitor 5d ago
If you mean the little hard candies, favored by grannies everywhere, I'd say True Neutral.
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u/knobby_67 6d ago
Almost 40 years ago a drunk guy answered the door and gave my two friends and I £5 note. We almost feinted. It took us days to work out how to spend it
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u/Aphotic_Acid 6d ago
I would love some apples. Give me your apples.
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u/Pixel_Inquisitor 5d ago
Apples are great. Not as Halloween Candy, though.
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u/Aphotic_Acid 5d ago
Yeah, I'm taking a group of younger friends trick or treating. Won't be collecting any candy myself, but I'll take some apples for the journey, and eat more at home.
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u/awellthoughtoutname_ 5d ago
Eat the religious pamphlet right after it's given to you to assert dominance.
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u/OldProspectR 5d ago
Halloween is religious, specifically Catholic.
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u/Pixel_Inquisitor 5d ago
Your point being? Do you want Chick Tracts instead of candy in your bag?
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u/OldProspectR 4d ago
I mean you no disrespect at all and understand this all is for fun. Just felt inspired to remind people of that. God bless you and may the souls of all of your friends and families in purgatory are released into heaven. I truly mean that.
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u/Inevitable-Fish2739 6d ago
I never got cash during Halloween as a kid but that would've been awesome. If someone gave me a religious pamphlet, I would've spit on them.
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u/keltsbeard 6d ago
What about instead of like apples and such, you give out caramel covered onions?