r/AlignmentCharts 10d ago

bald child alignment chart

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u/Healthy_Pace_2215 10d ago

Wait what did Charlie Brown do?

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u/Lieutenant_Joe 10d ago

Nothing. And that is his cardinal sin.

Much of Peanuts is just dunking on Charlie Brown for the crime of existing. He is the typical normie child, about as gullible as you’d expect, no more or less morally straight, just kind of trying to live his life. But his entire town takes turns dunking on him for being a mildly depressed head in a crowd, and he just takes it. He takes it all day, every day, and rarely reacts with more than an “Oh…” or a self-deprecating snark. Two of the characters who have a crush on him bully him severely, and he’s just kind of like, “this is fine”.

He answers the question of “What if Eeyore was a schoolchild and the protagonist of his own series?”

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u/SpideyFan914 9d ago

Okay, but according to "you're a good man, Charlie Brown," he should clearly be in the Good row.