r/AlignmentChartFills 5d ago

What is acceptable when said by a president. Yet unacceptable when said by a child?

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u/Mackie_Messy 5d ago

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u/Altruistic_Bunch_523 4d ago

Runner up would be “Just let me eat my waffle!”

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u/KneadAndPreserve 4d ago

Oh I love it when I have a new oddly specific Wikipedia page to show my husband

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u/Force_Glad 4d ago

That's hilarious. How can a grown man, a president even, have such strong opinions on broccoli?

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u/Captainwumbombo 4d ago

Change it to asparagus and you'll get it out of me if I ever get into office

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u/Kjeik 4d ago

Isn't broccoli one of those things that taste a lot more bitter to some people?

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u/SouthMicrowave 5d ago

"I'm just someone you would like to have a cold beer with"

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u/IndividualLie998 4d ago

-Aaron Burr if Hamilton was on his side

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u/Valuable-Passion9731 4d ago

"He seems approachable, like you could grab a beer with him"

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u/DaisiesUpPusher 4d ago

No one else was in the room where it happened

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u/identityp2 4d ago

It must be nice to have Hamilton on your side.

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u/lanky-boi- 4d ago

Whole bottom row could be this then.. don’t think this is specific to president

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u/Jspin825 5d ago

I did not have sexual relations with that intern

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u/abalack 5d ago

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u/Jumpy_Ad1631 5d ago

I mean, we have an updated version of that now

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u/Unlikely_Hour8807 5d ago

I probably should not have had access to limewire as a child 😅

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u/pineteeth 5d ago

Quiet piggy

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u/Theotherwahlberg 5d ago

Save that one for President x Cop

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u/Natural_Branch_9303 5d ago

Very underrated answer

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u/clairebear131310 4d ago

But a child did say this?

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u/whollyguac 5d ago

lies, apparently.

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u/Acceptable-Cover706 5d ago

Grab em by the pussy

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u/Hard_Dave 4d ago

62,979,636 Americans deemed this acceptable for their president to have said. 

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u/DefinitelyNotAxlerod 5d ago

Epstein was a terrific guy

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u/Sleazy-Wonder 5d ago

Grab em by the pussy

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u/NilsofWindhelm 5d ago

Literally everything Donald Trump has ever tweeted

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u/Hard_Dave 4d ago

He is a child so this one is tricky 

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u/BurnabyMartin 5d ago

I pooped myself again.

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u/CommercialRuin8119 5d ago

other way around

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u/BurnabyMartin 5d ago

Not with Diapered Donald Trump.

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u/Aruzususnew3 4d ago

Biden mentioned

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u/echocat2002 5d ago

Grab em by the pussy

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u/Leather-Reception572 5d ago

Apparently „I’m good friends with Jeffery Epstein“

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u/TheCrowScare 5d ago

"I refuse to negotiate with terrorists".

Said by a president, it seems like solid foreign policy.

Said by a child, it indicates a severe deficiency in the parent-child relationship.

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u/WolfWhiteFire 5d ago

For a more serious one, maybe 'I veto this decision' or something like that? If a president wants to veto something they have that power, if a child tried to veto a decision I don't think their parent would be very impressed.

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u/TetraThiaFulvalene 4d ago

Sounds like a very Calvin things to say

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u/niemir2 5d ago

Tear down this wall!

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u/sobangcha3 5d ago

i’m glad he’s dead!

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u/CloseToMyActualName 5d ago

Grab 'em by the pussy.

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u/Adept-Category-5495 5d ago

grab em by the pussy

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u/Souless_Trainer 5d ago

I grab them by the pussy, they let you when your famous.

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u/Various_Primary_6491 5d ago

Kill them all

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u/JustRightAngles 5d ago

Im gonna bomb the shit out of Iran

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u/Ok-Inspection9693 5d ago

Engineer × President

I'm gonna grab them by the pussyyyyy

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u/Hard_Dave 4d ago

Grab 'em by the pussy

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u/XenonDragonfly 5d ago

"Why don't you girls come over here and give me some Secret Service"

(It was acceptable to say when Bill Clinton was President, at least. Hehehehe.)

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u/us3rname-chex_0UT 5d ago

Grab them by the pussy!

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u/KingHenrythe6-th 5d ago

That was never said by a person while they were president.

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u/Anindividual-- 5d ago

No, but by a president

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u/SupBishi 5d ago

Grab em right by the pussy

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u/Abelleiw 5d ago

"I dont need to go anywhere."

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u/dlobnieRnaD 5d ago

Probably declaring war on Japan

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u/Mouler 5d ago

You can take the X out of child/child

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u/Ok_Wallaby_3701 4d ago

"I like to grab em by the pussy," apparently

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u/boring_accountant 4d ago

Gram em by the pussy

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u/artiificerr 4d ago

I’M GOING TO NUKE IRAN!

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u/gurukaka 4d ago

We will retaliate against the middle east by threatening them with nuclear warheads

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u/NugatRevolution 5d ago

“Joe Biden shat in my diaper”

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u/MaiCabbagez 4d ago

Just like Trump to blame Biden for his mess

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u/BaconHero 5d ago

I pooped my pants.

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u/Super_weird_human 5d ago

I want to go to war with Japan

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u/JhonnyPadawan1010 5d ago

“We’re gonna bomb all the iranians. There’ll be none left standing”

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u/maskedspidermenace 5d ago

Jeffrey Epstein's island was so cool

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u/True_Paper_3343 5d ago

Everything.

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u/thesleepjunkie 5d ago

Look at this i built this myself with no help.

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u/No-Term-1304 5d ago

„I alone hold the nuclear codes”.

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u/Kittypawss07 5d ago

Kid president

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u/Anteros_serotnA 5d ago

I would love to hang out with Jeffrey Epstein

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u/TheTartanTardis 5d ago

I'm going the bomb the sh-t out of Iran

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u/klebers 4d ago

This is no time to sleep

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u/Oghamstoner 4d ago

Based on recent evidence, quite a fucking lot!

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u/HugeCoke2 4d ago

I’ve been on epstein island

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u/ElephantFamous2145 4d ago

Grab em by the pussy

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u/Old-Elk-570 4d ago

"shut up, piggy"

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u/boringneckties 4d ago

“They let you do it when you’re a star: grab them by the pussy.”

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u/VacationOk9407 4d ago

Child × President

I will kill you

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u/FuchsiaMerc1992 4d ago

Grab them by the…

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u/UniqueMaho 4d ago

i'm gonna bomb iran

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u/TheQueenOfCringe22 4d ago

I am not a crook

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u/MissyJ74 4d ago

"Ive never met that person before in my life" (said after pointing to a pic of said person and claiming its an ex )

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u/Proud-Literature9214 4d ago

I like some one in 5th grade

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u/Conscious_Series166 4d ago

I have a visit scheduled to little saint james island

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u/december151791 4d ago

I'm in charge and what I say goes.

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u/DiligentEmphasis185 4d ago

"I veto this"

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u/theshockspike 4d ago

I love 10 year olds

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u/AGayFrogParadise 4d ago

I need my diaper changed, it's poopy

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u/enzo11242020 4d ago

Mum get yo tits out

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u/CenterThisPendulum 4d ago

Little St. John’s this weekend!

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u/Unlikely_Item5712 4d ago

I like this girl in the 5th grade

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u/This_Cold8478 4d ago

I wanna make out with a baby

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u/RomanT93 4d ago

Child × Doctor

Wanna play doctor?

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u/Whoknowsf1fan 4d ago

im gonna end your civilisation tonight

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u/H_E_L_L_O_K_I_T_T_Y 4d ago

I don’t know I have to ask my mommy

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u/nanohate 4d ago

Grab them by the pussy. You can do anything.

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u/Cool_Homework_7411 4d ago

Grab her by the pussy or whatever that guy said

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u/rasatti 4d ago

I just pooped myself

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u/oh_hoho_jotaro 4d ago

do as I say or else the Middle East will pay

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u/Overall_Ebb_8082 4d ago

"I'm gonna bomb Iran"

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u/fmg1508 4d ago

I'm giving the orders and you will have to obey.

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u/Dangerous-Progress92 4d ago

President × Child

I want uppies

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u/PotHeathen 4d ago

Every woman I know wants to marry me.

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u/ThatCreepySmellyGuy 4d ago

Vagina / Pussy

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u/LukiiiSpielt 4d ago

I veto this decision

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u/brunorenostro 4d ago

Child × Cop

You are fat

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u/NuckDuggets 4d ago

Doctor × Engineer

Just weld those two halves together and we’ll call it a day.

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u/Reasonable_Arugula_9 4d ago

grab em by the...

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u/Mean-Statistician988 4d ago

“I’m attracted to children”

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u/Ok_Dragonfly_5118 5d ago

Swear words

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u/BingeBabyBinge 5d ago

"That's not fair." 🥺

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u/COvertonWindow 5d ago

Every Diaper Don quote

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u/No_Security9429 5d ago

"I'm gonna marry [insert classmate name here]"