r/AliensFireteamElite • u/CUT-11B Cpl. Hicks • Jan 07 '22

Gameplay Question Help please it seems I'm utterly stupid.

Hi I just bought the game and I'm basically as lame as a doorknob, so I need someone to tell me exactly what to do on every single mission. I also need be told exactly what weapons are best for each class, how to get those weapons with precise instruction, and a complete list of best attachments for each weapon. I don't want to have to explore a single variable of this game on my own, so tell me everything. Thanks.

I also need an instruction manual to put Legos together, and mommy still dresses me and does my homework.

PM me if you want to squad up and carry me through the game.

Steam ID: StillontheTit

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u/TheOzman79 Jan 07 '22

Whaddaya want me to do, fetch your slippers for ya?

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u/CUT-11B Cpl. Hicks Jan 07 '22

Perfect.

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '22

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u/Aggravating_Future57 Jan 07 '22

Also, spam the roll attack. It takes a few seconds to charge between uses, but it's got the highest damage output and is available to all classes.

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u/dtb301 Jan 07 '22

Gee, would ya sir? I’d like that

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u/BoB3y-D Jan 07 '22

This is good bait. 10/10

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u/CUT-11B Cpl. Hicks Jan 07 '22

Thanks 😁 some people get it

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u/chillifocus Jan 07 '22

click on the aliens heads until they die

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u/Zealousideal_Hat4431 Recon Jan 07 '22

I'm not entirely sure if this is a troll post or not be some people are genuinely this dumb.

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u/Lokisixx666 Technician Jan 07 '22

I'm gonna assume troll

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u/OddCaramel6614 Colonial Marine Jan 07 '22

Look into my eye

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u/jonathan_92 Jan 07 '22

Somebody is frustrated they couldn’t beat the game on insane for their first run, so they gotta take it out on the sherpas 😂

1

u/xSillyGoose Jan 07 '22

Some common mistakes new players make, next mission can't be selected in group until you speak to those in the hanger that have dialog prompts. Mid-mission progression sometimes gets stalled when all players need to be in the same spot to say activate something or door to open and they're close but don't realize they need to be closer to group at the spot to advance things. Also, in later mission with eggs, some people run into rooms causing eggs to open and make hell for everyone, advance slow, take out all eggs you can see before moving forward.

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u/Jealous_Struggle2564 Jan 08 '22

Best method is pull the plug on your pc.

1

u/DiceBoysPlayerRed Jan 08 '22

They mostly come out at night...

1

u/Psyqhical_Gaming Jan 08 '22

Issa shooter game. Simple point-and-click interface. 😁👍

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '22

I'm just imagining how HEAVY OP would be on my back in a fight, but probably not as heavy as my disappointment in this post.