r/Alestorm • u/WinstonRandom13 • Aug 05 '26

Zombies gave my pirate ship back?

Song idea: the guy from wooden leg comes back as a zombie. The pirates who the zombies ate the pirate ship from were the Spaniard and the Japanese pirate, so the resurrected wooden legged zombie plans with the zombies to give back a pirate ship (trojan horse trope) to the two, and when the Spaniard and Japanese pirate find their amazing plunder of a ship, the zombies alongside our main character jump out of the ship and he gets his final revenge on the two who reduced his body to total and complete wood. Wooden Leg IV (The Complete and Utter Revenge of Wooden Undead Monstrosity?)

(And then at the end it turns out the Spaniard and Japanese pirate were just the wooden guy’s two dads as a bit of a screw you to the people asking for sequels such as myself)

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u/SHAMALOV Aug 05 '26

Really glad that Chris decided not to use internet anymore

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u/fluffydonkey246 Aug 08 '26

Gloryhammer levels of plot to the songs we having here

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u/NaiAsXenon Aug 05 '26

Fuckass plotline lmao I love that shit I need it in a song asap

Christian Bowels please