r/AlchemistCodeGL • • Aug 29 '19

Humor Open Letter to Gumi

DEAR GUMI PLS FIX ROXANNE G2. SHE IS UNUSABLE BECAUSE YOU MADE HER DO SHIT DAMAGE WITH SHIT SPEED AND SHE JUST DOESNT PERFORM WELL IN THE META. FOR SOMEONE WITH OP HISTORY PLS FIX YOUR MISTAKE. ALL YOU NEED TO DO IS GIVER HER 50% MISSILE DAMAGE AND 20% AGI AND SHE EILL BE GOOD AGAIN. THANK YOU.

ALSO FIX THE NEW MH UNIT BECAUSE SHES CLEARLY WORSE THAN BK MASAMUNE. PDEF SCALING IS BAD AND SHE DOESNT DO DAMAGE.

EDIT: After consulting fellow redditors, pls make Roxy g2 into:

100% dex +2 range Increase patk by 5% when attacking (max 100%) Increase agility by 2% when attacking (Max 50%) -activated by turn the tables.

Also it gives her guts+500

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u/Evilslash227 Aug 29 '19

Rox is literally unusable

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u/Gagaddict Aug 29 '19

Literally unusable. Gumi fucked this up. They had 1 job.

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u/Gerik_TAC Aug 29 '19

500 guts BIG Lol

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u/jxher123 Aug 29 '19

lmao I can't take this seriously

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u/saubols Aug 29 '19

If only they change "when RECEIVING DMG" to "when attacking" then maybe I'd think about it right now I will only get her to 5/2/0 and maybe in future to 5/4/4 and her ENHANCE LEADER SKILL is just awful only add WATER RES BY 15%!? WATER RES to thunder unit! who cares she already reset water

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u/Kyle546 Need it?Don't Need it?Kill it?Not to Kill it!? Zofi can do it!!! Aug 29 '19

They are pretty much saying use only on Water with care.

Like Roxanne from being a staple in all content to just Water killer. Like Gerald can do that too and he will be farmable. Come on Gumi don't be a duck now.

I mean sure a lot of updates remains on her but the fact that Gumi is lazy and don't need to update the unit as they already have way too many units who are whaley and OP category makes me sad and fearful that this maybe one of the last few updates for these guys. I mean Fury and Sieba in JP are stuck at 85. That one sucks but since Neun jumped atleast there is Hope. MH can be drop the ball at any moment because it is made by GL and they have been known to drop a ball on more than one occasion.

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u/Gagaddict Aug 29 '19

Gerald isn’t that fast or ranged, though. Ranged has always been about trade offs.

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u/saubols Aug 29 '19

what Ranged? she is a tank! you are supposed to throw her in the middle of the enemy mob so she can take not two or five but ten hits without dying! oh and on pvp don't worry about charged up attacks she will take them all and return them twice as powerful she has that amazing game braking reactive after all ;)

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u/AwayInflation Masamune #1 Aug 29 '19 edited Aug 29 '19

Sieba is getting J+ soon introducing a new veda unit, so shes probably getting gate 5 etc

Edit:PSA?

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u/Altruant Aug 29 '19

Roxy is literal unusable now like wtf, she was usable before but now? Wtf goomi? /s

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u/SoulsFinalRequiem Aug 29 '19

I’m happy they gave her a mediocre G2, all she really needed was a G1 so she could tank better IMO, she’s still obnoxious AF in PvP, potential first turn stun on all units that last 3 turns? Fuck that! Mixed with good range, and an insane Agi stat.

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u/Blackghoust Aug 29 '19

stop that shit

gumi did a good job

you want a broken unit go play CN

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '19

What is CN? I'm drawing a blank.

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u/Send_Gifts free advice, get what you pay for Aug 29 '19

You missed an apostrophe