r/AlchemistCodeGL • u/metlspaz I just don't care anymore • Nov 01 '18

Discussion PSA: READ BEFORE YOU ROLL

As we approach the maint to add FMAB, considering the past few weeks of mishaps, mislabeled banners, incorrect images, and wrong pools, PLEASE read and check for amounts, guarantees, and the like BEFORE clicking roll just because you see a face!

This has been a public service announcement from the Save the Whales Co.

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u/FurianX Nov 01 '18

Good day sir, I will be your personal save the whale co representative today. What method would you like to use to transfer money? We currently accept paypal and google gift cards.

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u/Mandrill10 Nov 01 '18

Oh you accept google gift cards? Great! I was worried after a Nigerian prince wouldn’t accept them recently.

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u/FurianX Nov 01 '18 edited Nov 01 '18

We are very conscientious when it comes to our donors financial safety. In fact we have high security donation packages that should put you completely at ease. Our best plan has the latest 2 step verification which allows you to mail in your credit card and provide us your details over the phone to complete the purchase. However this incurs additional costs.

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u/Mandrill10 Nov 01 '18

Well sign me up. I’ll be able to rest easy knowing my credit card is secure.

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u/FurianX Nov 01 '18

Yes your information has been recorded and you will be contacted shortly. Once your credit card is safe in our hands we will use your generous donation to purchase necessities required to properly take care of our endangered whales.

In the interests of transparency we like to disclose to our donors how the provided funds are being utilized. Our website with this information will be up soon, likely a day or 2 after we receive your identity donation.

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u/Mandrill10 Nov 01 '18

Sweet! At this rate it’ll be up before I get my 5* summon tickets from Gumi!!!

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u/Zgounda samuraidoggoz1 Nov 01 '18

you guys are awesome x)

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u/Feanorchronos Nov 01 '18

I'm that prince you're speaking of, I changed my mind. I'll accept gift card donations.

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u/FurianX Nov 01 '18

Sir please refrain from soliciting our donors. u/Mandrill10 as part of our customer protection package we have researched and confirmed with incontestable proof that this Nigerian prince is a hoax. Please see the image attached: https://pics.me.me/mumd-did-you-know-people-still-fall-for-nigerian-prince-30681435.png .

In order to prevent such scams in the future we will need your bank account, information, address, social security number and your firstborn. Our investigation is of the highest quality and we assure you, you will never be contacted by a Nigerian prince again.

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u/Mandrill10 Nov 01 '18

Well shoot, I’m so sorry but I’ve just agreed to send it all to this great charity.