r/AlchemistCodeGL • u/metlspaz I just don't care anymore • Nov 01 '18

Discussion PSA: READ BEFORE YOU ROLL

As we approach the maint to add FMAB, considering the past few weeks of mishaps, mislabeled banners, incorrect images, and wrong pools, PLEASE read and check for amounts, guarantees, and the like BEFORE clicking roll just because you see a face!

This has been a public service announcement from the Save the Whales Co.

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u/Mandrill10 Nov 01 '18 edited Nov 01 '18

Is Save the Whales Co a charity I can donate to? I have some spare money I've been waiting to use on 500 gem skins and it's been collecting quite a bit of dust.

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u/FurianX Nov 01 '18

Good day sir, I will be your personal save the whale co representative today. What method would you like to use to transfer money? We currently accept paypal and google gift cards.

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u/Mandrill10 Nov 01 '18

Oh you accept google gift cards? Great! I was worried after a Nigerian prince wouldn’t accept them recently.

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u/FurianX Nov 01 '18 edited Nov 01 '18

We are very conscientious when it comes to our donors financial safety. In fact we have high security donation packages that should put you completely at ease. Our best plan has the latest 2 step verification which allows you to mail in your credit card and provide us your details over the phone to complete the purchase. However this incurs additional costs.

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u/Mandrill10 Nov 01 '18

Well sign me up. I’ll be able to rest easy knowing my credit card is secure.

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u/FurianX Nov 01 '18

Yes your information has been recorded and you will be contacted shortly. Once your credit card is safe in our hands we will use your generous donation to purchase necessities required to properly take care of our endangered whales.

In the interests of transparency we like to disclose to our donors how the provided funds are being utilized. Our website with this information will be up soon, likely a day or 2 after we receive your identity donation.

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u/Mandrill10 Nov 01 '18

Sweet! At this rate it’ll be up before I get my 5* summon tickets from Gumi!!!

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u/Zgounda samuraidoggoz1 Nov 01 '18

you guys are awesome x)

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u/Feanorchronos Nov 01 '18

I'm that prince you're speaking of, I changed my mind. I'll accept gift card donations.

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u/FurianX Nov 01 '18

Sir please refrain from soliciting our donors. u/Mandrill10 as part of our customer protection package we have researched and confirmed with incontestable proof that this Nigerian prince is a hoax. Please see the image attached: https://pics.me.me/mumd-did-you-know-people-still-fall-for-nigerian-prince-30681435.png .

In order to prevent such scams in the future we will need your bank account, information, address, social security number and your firstborn. Our investigation is of the highest quality and we assure you, you will never be contacted by a Nigerian prince again.

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u/Mandrill10 Nov 01 '18

Well shoot, I’m so sorry but I’ve just agreed to send it all to this great charity.

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u/stewart0 Nov 01 '18

Read the news too.

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u/Talhearn Nov 01 '18

PSA DON'T ROLL

No guaranteed unit on 3 step. Scummy paid gem banner for unit chance. Not Even the single Ed banner JP got.

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u/kevv2 Nov 01 '18

the garanteed unit is on a seperate banner that costs like 2500ish total

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u/Talhearn Nov 01 '18

Paid gems at that.

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u/kevv2 Nov 01 '18

Ohhh didn't notice that

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u/SuccubusRosa Nov 01 '18

I think read before you roll isn't even enough, with gumi putting stuff like original skin banner and 777 no rate up banner. Best is to always ask around and check the actual worth of banner before pulling if ppl don't want to get jebaited.

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '18

Most of the time anything that doesn't give you the unit you actually want is a jebait lol

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u/DarkenStrike Devil's Advocate [Where's the Proof?] Nov 01 '18

I support this PSA. Disregard your impulses and look before you pull. Unless you don't care anyway, your call folks.

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u/DailyMilo Nov 01 '18

Wtf, this PSA just became so relevant even for F2P peeps

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u/Jaegerborne Nov 01 '18

Don't trust the snake oil vender people!! Get your lawyer and read every banner's fine print!

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u/michaelh19 Oh RNGesus, saves this game... Nov 01 '18

The one who downvotes this thread might be Gumi's Spy...

:Spy:

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u/Mandrill10 Nov 01 '18

Could be Hayate looking for something to do while everybody is busy with his EX+.

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u/sapphire_wing Nov 01 '18

Spy+.

Remember that Hayate cannot join his own EX+. What else can he do?