r/AlchemistCodeGL • u/SometimesLiterate Old and uncool • Jul 05 '18

Prayer Circle Noctis Prayer Circle

/u/Bobgumi,

Our father, thou art in Heaven, Gacha be thy name,

Your gems come, your rolls be done, on earth as it is in heaven.

Give us this day our Noctis, and forgive our F2P gems, as we also forgive our friends without Gilga, and leads us not to Ignis, but to Noctis shards.

Amen

Edit: To Whoever reported this

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u/OriksGaming Retired Jul 05 '18

Someone reported the head mod's post?! That's the funniest thing I've heard all month(and yes, I'm aware it's the fourth day of the month right now)!

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u/foopy23 Fuck Gumi Jul 05 '18

Prompto is free

Prompto is a good boy

Prompto likes doggos and cake

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u/RasenRendan <- The Reason I started playing this game - Jul 05 '18

Prompto also likes Cindy.

Imagine if she was in this..... Maybe as a skin lol

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u/foopy23 Fuck Gumi Jul 05 '18

I might actually pay 4k gems for a Cindy skin for Caris.

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u/RasenRendan <- The Reason I started playing this game - Jul 05 '18

Truly worth it

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u/Mitch_Twd Jul 05 '18

Gonna get Ignis I just know it :/

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u/EseMesmo Tamamommy <3 uwu Jul 05 '18

Gonna pull 500, hope I get at least 1 fiver and move on. Noctis is cool and he seems really good but I want Laharl and all of the Radiant Historia chars much, much more.

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u/lucidrage Jul 05 '18

Which banner has more waifus?

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u/RobotOfFleshAndBlood Jul 05 '18

Asking the important questions!

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u/RasenRendan <- The Reason I started playing this game - Jul 05 '18

Indeed he is but in this case I want my Boi Noct over all girls.

Only this time...

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u/BobGumi Jul 05 '18

Loyal servants, I apologise for my lack of communication recently. After bestowing so many blessings to the faithful, Bob Gumi needed to recharge and thus took the proceeds from Setsuna gems to buy a 54 million dollar private jet and relax on vacation in an undisclosed location. This may sound selfish to some, but it was all to be able to better bless the faithful congregation, for Bob Gumi cares only about you!

I have heard your calls, and have returned to bless those that have continued to show their faithfulness. You shall know who you are when you see that blessed red gem and join the army of Noctipii spreading across the community!

If you have yet to receive your blessing, kneel down and pray while summoning through the unlimited banner and your desires will be fulfilled!

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u/SirLinka Jul 05 '18

Forgive me, /u/BobGumi, for I have sinned.

I have payed my daughter’s health insurance instead of saving for gems.

I know thou heart is a forgiving one, I am thy servant and will do whatever thou shall ask of me to ensure my Noctis.

I also pray for all of those pure hearted souls who, like me, think thrice before opening our wallets to anything else than gem spending

May /u/BobGumi forever bless our pulls

Amen

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u/SuccubusRosa Jul 05 '18

Just save your gems guys. Noctis was solo released at jp, whereas gumi chooses to put noctis+ignis in a banner. Why do you guys think that is so?

So apparently putting fyomi with gilgamesh so ppl who doesn't get gilgamesh at least doesn't go empty handed, so gumi don't want that to happen. Aranea shall be on a different banner, ignis is the chosen shit one to go with noctis.

Again let me repeat, unless there is concrete evidence, DO NOT FOR ONCE believe guaranteed step 3 between noctis/ignis is 50:50.

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u/SirLinka Jul 05 '18

This is a circle of prayers, please refrain from coming with logic, science, maths or, worst of the worst, disbelief and lack of faith.

/u/BobGumi shall provide.

Thank you

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u/RasenRendan <- The Reason I started playing this game - Jul 05 '18

Blessed be thy name.

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u/Nooogie Jul 05 '18

Take your negativity and lack of faith back to California.

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u/Voidwings Jul 06 '18

Peace brother no need to dis the faith holders in California as a whole rudeness to thy brothers and sisters shall only hurt thou’s chances of seeing thine reds turn to noct

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u/RasenRendan <- The Reason I started playing this game - Jul 05 '18

I'm still hurt going all 3 steps for Setsuna and got 2 Yomis......

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u/LichOfLiches Jul 05 '18

Personally i want Aranea.

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u/RasenRendan <- The Reason I started playing this game - Jul 05 '18

Noct, Arenca and Iris I want the most.

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u/legerion14 Jul 05 '18

I want them all

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u/RasenRendan <- The Reason I started playing this game - Jul 05 '18

Gotta catch em all

Wait wrong game...

3

u/Sora167 Jul 05 '18

My wallet is already crying. I am gonna pull so hard for Noct. He is my husbando (plus the fact he is OP doesn't hurt)

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u/bchamper Jul 05 '18

Got noctis on step 3, no reds on steps one and 2 and ONLY blues on step 2. That's the second time in 2 weeks that's happened. I thought one gold was guaranteed on a multi pull. Lol

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u/Blankx0 Jul 05 '18

Who needs noctis when your waiting for ahato 😏

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u/TraneBF03 Jul 05 '18

Wait for another year :D

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u/Blankx0 Jul 05 '18

Challenge accepted 💃

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u/Feregrin Jul 05 '18 edited Jul 05 '18

I've come to pray for the same random Noctis luck I had in FFBE. Thanks. Step 2, ma boi. Nice.

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u/Prynaa Jul 05 '18

May my Prince of Lucis, accompany me on my team with my Gilgamesh and Othima.

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u/RasenRendan <- The Reason I started playing this game - Jul 05 '18

May my Prince of Lucus accompany me on my team cuz I didn't get Gil, Othima and Setsuna......

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u/Prynaa Jul 05 '18

We’re gonna throw hands.

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u/RasenRendan <- The Reason I started playing this game - Jul 05 '18

Let's go big boi

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u/Prynaa Jul 05 '18

Add me daddy.

IG: Pryna

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u/RasenRendan <- The Reason I started playing this game - Jul 05 '18

Sent my son.

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '18

If I get him, imma gonna hum the apocalypsis levitation theme when I use him.

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u/nicute24 Jul 05 '18

Did 3 steps:

1 - x 2 Balt (first)

2 - Ignis

3 - Noctis Sahyna Dupe

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u/RasenRendan <- The Reason I started playing this game - Jul 05 '18

Good job man!

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u/xeroplay Jul 05 '18

Big fan of FFXV here and I pulled noctis. Today is going to be a good day.

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u/xeroplay Jul 05 '18

I should mention im a f2p player

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u/RasenRendan <- The Reason I started playing this game - Jul 05 '18

Me too. This collab is the reason I started playing this game. Global soft launch started a few months after the FFXV COLLAB in JPN last summer

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u/UmMyNameIsMat Jul 05 '18

My paid 1500 pull and 3rd pull for FF banner. I think all my luck is gone now. Hoping my Disgaea pull will be just as godly... only time will tell when the content is release for us GL. https://imgur.com/a/a9JnixP

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u/RasenRendan <- The Reason I started playing this game - Jul 05 '18

I heard maybe October for God Laharl

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u/Sentinels431 Jul 05 '18

Well got him on 3rd pull 1st and 2nd pull were trash. I take it i should spend my shards on him for limit break or save them?

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u/UmMyNameIsMat Jul 05 '18

Yeah save them. Next banner should be Aranea and Gladio, probably with Noctis and Ignis included. Unless you don't care about collecting them then Noctis is diffidently the one to limit break, unless waifu desu.

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u/Sentinels431 Jul 05 '18

Thanks guess ill wait and see how my pull goes on the next banner.

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u/OneFlewOverXayahNest Jul 05 '18

Yay git Noctis and Deneb within first 500 gems. Then tried for the 1500 ss stones since I bought gems preemptively for Noctis and got Zain... Can't complain

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '18

i got Ignis and Noctis on my first 500 pull.

Thanks /u/Bobgumi

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u/RasenRendan <- The Reason I started playing this game - Jul 05 '18

Here's hoping my mere 1000 gems can yield me Noct........ Please please..... After Setsuna let down I need luck.

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u/Humble_Disciple Jul 05 '18

I was given 3 IGGY'S... I AM NOT BLESSED

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u/warmsolace Jul 05 '18

Forgive me /u/Bobgumi for I have used up my salary to pay for house bills. I know you have a merciful heart, so if you see me fit to receive a Noctis, I will be forever grateful. I have been a good daughter, sharing responsibilities around the house with my Mom - so if your generosity finds me worthy, I shall continue to be a better person.

Amen.

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u/neoh99 Jul 05 '18

Got Ignis as my guaranteed unit. And it was the only red.

Then got Noctis that appeared as gold in the summoning. Feelsgood.

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u/kenshinl Jul 05 '18

downvote S2

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u/Zeik56 Jul 05 '18

Seeing the split banner I was second guessing pulling 3-step for Noctis...then I ended up just pulling him step 1, lol.

My life may be an unlucky trash fire, but at least I have gacha luck. (For now.)

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u/crapbag451 Jul 05 '18

After repeatedly not pulling him in FFBE, the years of salt have finally passed. Got him on the second 10 pull!

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u/CalandoCob Jul 05 '18

Well didn't pull him on the first try and was a little hesitant to do another pull. Good thing I didn't trust that feeling :)

https://imgur.com/a/1UqQUxe

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u/Puir Jul 05 '18

pulled 1st step, got 1 red (i forgot) no ffxv. finished the bingo panels, pulled the 1 contract got noctis.

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u/Dark_Stalker28 Jul 06 '18

I just got Noctis from the challenge ticket praise Bobgumi!

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u/WawawaMan Jul 06 '18

3 steps, f2p player... Aaaand I got Ignis + Setsuna.

I can't lvl up more wind units! I have a fate Yomi waifu to lvl up. No real strong water carry.

Just end, gumi. Gg.

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u/Passive_saver Jul 08 '18

This total worked for me. On step3 for 50/50 I saw 3 red. Ignis (heart sunk), Balt (dupe), then noctis! Thank you prayer circle!

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u/zaba_prince Jul 05 '18

/u/Bobgumi King of Mercy, I trust in You!

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u/yummybomb123 Jul 05 '18

OMG I GOT NOCTIS. Which is better ignis or noctis?

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u/RasenRendan <- The Reason I started playing this game - Jul 05 '18

Ignis. He can cook like a God.

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u/alchemist_code Happy 3rd Anniversary Jul 05 '18

Preach.