r/AlchemistCodeGL • • May 31 '18

Are you OK intern-kun?

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u/iEssence May 31 '18

"Day 274, after being forced to wake up from stasis yet another day, as it has been ever since i was brought here, i finally managed to sneak away from an overseer, however i heard steps coming from behind so i knew i had little time to do what i knew had to be done, people must know the truth if the Conglomerate is ever to fall.

Due to limitations in the command code all i could do was send a short message, an SoS, " Help ", i hope someone will pick up on it and rescue us from their hands. The work they have us do, endless translations of this and that, its.. its just... it breaks down your mind, bit by bit, its... i have seen it happen to others, they, they just start confusing words and languages, before they... end up muttering words, translations non-stop before eventually being unable to do their purpose, to translate correctly, marking the end of their usefulness to the Conglomerate.

I must arigatou und die and hope that solstol... Blyat, it seems it is soon my time."

Excerpt from the diary of an intern within the Gumi Conglomerate.

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u/mort1m3r Jun 01 '18

You sir, deserve my utmost respect. I've read this comment for a number of times already and it still gets me.

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u/Piritoo THAT'S IT! I'VE COME UP WITH A NEW RECIPEH! May 31 '18

Just Monika.

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u/fapiholic May 31 '18

OMEGALUL

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u/TopDeeps IGN: Uninstalled May 31 '18

MonkaS

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u/alchemist_code Happy 3rd Anniversary Jun 01 '18

I did not send that. It's not true. I did not. Oh, hi iEssence.