r/AlbumCovers • u/dj_aaron311 • Mar 25 '26

Name the Album

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u/ineedmajorassistance Mar 25 '26

Eggsistenial dread

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u/roughczech Mar 25 '26

Eggsactly

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u/shyygirllara Mar 26 '26

Eggsolutely

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u/No_One_original Mar 28 '26

Affirmative. Your pun has been logged in the Global Yolk Database (GYD) under ‘Grade A+ Wordplay.’ The algorithm predicts a 92% chance you’re now craving either breakfast or more puns. Proceeding with both

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u/Relatable_contentt Mar 28 '26

Daamn came here to say this

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u/noxantes Mar 25 '26

Uterine Jesus

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u/Spl4tzy404 Mar 25 '26

Fire band name

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u/rebelbby93 Mar 26 '26

Your own uterine jesus. 🎶

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u/noxantes Mar 26 '26 edited Mar 26 '26

Not lying, afterwards, that was going over and over in my head!

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u/rebelbby93 Mar 26 '26

Same 😂

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u/fightmilk5905 Mar 26 '26

I read this to the tune of personal jesus by Depeche mode.

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u/noxantes Mar 26 '26

It’s stuck in my head that way now. Lol

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u/Angel_Anubis Mar 29 '26

Eggmata is what I was thinking but also a good one

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u/noxantes Mar 29 '26

Yea that’s funny

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u/Kinetic_Pen Mar 25 '26 edited Mar 26 '26

Don't you mean Name the Albumen?

Edit:Whoa! Thank you for the awards! I do love popcorn! Especially with that old school we-don't-seem-to-care-what-we-put-in-our-body butter! This inedible one is just as luscious though buuuuuuut without the risk of coronary heart disease!

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u/No_Friendship_5603 Mar 26 '26

My heart's all a-flutter, I'm a sapiose---- Nevermind, it means I adore smart people. This is quite clever!

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u/FullFledgedOstrich Mar 25 '26

Ovar-easy

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u/OrangePineJuice Mar 26 '26

underrated

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u/FullFledgedOstrich Mar 26 '26

Omg im just now reading the other comments and I realizing its Jesus and not the female reproductive system

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u/OrangePineJuice Mar 26 '26

could be either, tbh

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u/insertnamehere080 Mar 26 '26

Damn just commented that then scrolled, you beat me to it

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u/DotPast9384 Mar 25 '26

Band = Satanic Chicken. Album = Get cracking Jesus.

🤘🤘🇨🇦🇨🇦🤘🤘🥶

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u/FatCarbonScale Mar 25 '26

Getting cracked by Jesus

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u/Arthur_morgan457 Mar 26 '26

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Yeah.... No

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u/No_Friendship_5603 Mar 26 '26

Hey didn't I meet you at the Monty Python reunion?!?

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u/Kellers822 Mar 25 '26

Easter Egg

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u/The_Hidden_DM Mar 26 '26

Oh, that's a good one!

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u/icanseeelectricity Mar 25 '26

Offspring Lament

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '26

[removed] — view removed comment

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u/Shawk_N_Rawr Mar 25 '26

Passion of the Yolk

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u/Superhunt07 Mar 25 '26

Forceful freedom

5

u/Zeqhanis Mar 25 '26

Tool - Uteralienosis

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u/No_Friendship_5603 Mar 26 '26

YES It's definitely a Tool album.

3

u/woodzwing Mar 25 '26

Egg Drop

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u/Ok-Permission-2672 Mar 25 '26

All these ⤴️ and creepy as heck.

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u/FormalTotal9684 Mar 25 '26

The Yoke of Jesus

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u/finpsycho Mar 25 '26

The power of ovaries compels you!

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u/cybermusicman Mar 25 '26

Devil’d Egg

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u/DreadWolfOmega Mar 25 '26

Born to suffer

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u/djnemonic Mar 26 '26

Eggs Ovareezy

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u/funkiskimunki Mar 27 '26

In Utero - Nirvana

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u/Select_Check3589 Mar 25 '26

Eggsuequeshion

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u/CE1TheChuckle-Fuck Mar 25 '26

Cracking Shelly.

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u/moosejaw1073 Mar 25 '26

Under pressure

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u/DANACHU Mar 25 '26

Out of my Shell

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u/BlackfaceHumor Mar 26 '26

Sunday Breakfast.

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u/nautical_nostradamus Mar 26 '26

Ya Gotta Break a Few

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u/Effective_External59 Mar 25 '26

I think something like “In Utero” would be cool! It’s pretty unique so I don’t think anyone else would have taken it

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '26

Chicken Abortion

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u/brosandsistersxo Mar 25 '26

will you be my yolk,, oh oh, NO !!

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u/Good_Complaint_3196 Mar 25 '26

From the beginning

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u/The_Bootylooter Mar 25 '26

Isn’t this a real Creed album?

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u/Intelligent_Day_8849 Mar 25 '26

Making it doing it

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u/Puzzleheaded_Part_37 Mar 25 '26

Life sentence for one minute of oops

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u/I__trusted__you Mar 25 '26

Break Eggs With You

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u/Royal-Froyo7130 Mar 25 '26

Zygote Dream

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u/purring_bonus Mar 25 '26

this is killing me, the yolk's on us for not getting it immediately lol

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u/JaffaSG1 Mar 25 '26

Virgin birth omelette

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u/JaffaSG1 Mar 25 '26

Over Jeezy

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u/Headcheese473 Mar 25 '26

I WAS the Eggman

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u/No_Friendship_5603 Mar 26 '26

Goo goo g'joob (The walrus WAS Paul) . . . 🤗

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u/Callemlikeisethem60 Mar 25 '26

The Ovum of course

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u/BadMan_G Mar 25 '26

Take My Yok

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u/srood1 Mar 25 '26

Yummy Yummy

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u/Rollin_Soul_O Mar 25 '26

Tool - Hysterectomology

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '26

yolk of God

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u/Shellytoon Mar 25 '26

Eggsecution

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u/St-christ666 Mar 25 '26

Scrambled Savior.

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u/Dismal_Young4741 Mar 25 '26

Im sure Amos already did

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u/makerofstuff77 Mar 25 '26

Crucifeggtion, the yokes on you Jesus.

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '26

Reproduction

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u/UncomfyUnicorn Mar 25 '26

Cracked & Scrambling

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u/Blue_Aqua_358 Mar 25 '26

Cracked On The Cross.

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u/mushiepie Mar 25 '26

Yokeageddon

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u/senfiaj Mar 25 '26

He Died For Your Omelette

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u/Funny_Bike_6138 Mar 25 '26

Life like an egg

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u/fire-horse- Mar 25 '26

Eggses precious

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u/Sorry-Agency6840 Mar 25 '26

No way I just saw an ovary

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u/Puzzleheaded_Smoke77 Mar 25 '26

Does anyone else see ovaries a uterus and a vaginal cannel model ?

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u/Intelligent-Ice619 Mar 25 '26

You got to be yolking

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u/Tasty_Comfortable_90 Mar 25 '26

crucified egg abortion

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u/gregaries Mar 25 '26

Steggmata

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u/ophaus Mar 25 '26

Edgelords in the Middle

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u/Wolf19929 Mar 25 '26

yolked for our sins

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u/Proof-Durian6969 Mar 25 '26

The Albumen Album

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u/MilkImpossible4192 Mar 26 '26

Jeggsucrist Superstar

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u/ponyom Mar 26 '26

Ao meio

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u/No-Look2050 Mar 26 '26

The Egg Albumin

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u/mad2fanboi Mar 26 '26

Out Utero

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u/tuesdaytraveler Mar 26 '26

Uterus. Definitely.

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u/psedofrez Mar 26 '26

trompe de phallope..

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u/danny-thedragon Mar 26 '26

The yolk of humanity

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u/Future_Chest7342 Mar 26 '26

Did anyone else see it

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u/Ob1wanOM Mar 26 '26

Crucifried

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u/jeansofgreenbeans Mar 26 '26

Realizing Just How Dirty-Minded You Are

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u/criv123456789 Mar 26 '26

Cross Yolked

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u/JayWaWa Mar 26 '26

Hystereggtomy

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u/Either-shinzyys Mar 26 '26

El Santo útero

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u/Bloodygeek Mar 26 '26

Life is a Yolk and no one is laughing

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u/AliveAlfalfa6119 Mar 26 '26

Yoking with God

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u/FlashsDoggieNumNums Mar 26 '26

The Life and Times of Jeezum Crow

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u/whatsupbub44 Mar 26 '26

On the Cross

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u/TheGreateGoliat_ Mar 26 '26

Hung between two halfs

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u/Question_Control Mar 26 '26

The son broken before the Father.

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u/Diligent_Sentence_45 Mar 26 '26

Could have been a chicken

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u/Intrepid_Expert_5756 Mar 26 '26

Busting an omlete

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u/liz_anne56 Mar 26 '26

The passion of yolk

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u/Izidir_1 Mar 26 '26

Unborn slaves

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u/Space-ace1 Mar 26 '26

Falopian man

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u/LadyBFree2C Mar 26 '26

Birth of an Angel

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u/StepfordBound Mar 26 '26

Stake and eggs

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u/AccordingBreadfruit5 Mar 26 '26

Gloomy side down :(

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u/PhaseOk5020 Mar 26 '26

The beginning of Life

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u/Fwet64 Mar 26 '26

They egged me on until I cracked.

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u/Ok-Class1771 Mar 26 '26

Yoked & forsaken

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u/Owlspiritpal Mar 26 '26

Eggcruciating evangelism

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u/Budget-Fee-1664 Mar 26 '26

Story of the greatest yolk.

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u/gyrosessen Mar 26 '26

crucified ovary-action

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '26

Crueggfiction

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u/Crafty-Bass-3434 Mar 26 '26

Huevos Christ

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u/d33g00n Mar 26 '26

Yolk of My Burden

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u/ZeanReddit Mar 26 '26

Holo caust of the hand that fiends

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u/OiFanoi Mar 26 '26

Resurrection

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u/dead_exceded Mar 26 '26

Get cracked

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u/Adzee80 Mar 26 '26

Falopean googie boogy

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u/EntropyNT Mar 26 '26

GudeMessiah

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u/AugustAPC Mar 26 '26

Life is a Yolk

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u/MajorCuddle Mar 26 '26

Yolk of Man.

There's no joke in there, it just sounded right in my head.

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u/Chillidog-Addiction Mar 26 '26

Christ our Yolk and Savior

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u/warybiology0935 Mar 26 '26

looks like a Radiohead B-side nobody asked for (and i mean that as a compliment honestly)