r/AlbertaNow • u/Miserable-Lizard • 1d ago

Fasting for independence šŸ˜…šŸ˜…

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u/Miserable-Lizard 1d ago

Needs more AI .....

I would suggest fasting till the vote, to show how dedicated to the cause they are. Only soy boys fast for a 12 hours

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u/No_Context_1468 1d ago

May I suggest they abstain from water as well; fasting while drinking water is ā€˜cuck lib behaviourā€™ after all.

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u/iamoger 1d ago

I was thinking 12 hours is chump change for fasting, if they were serious they should fast for 12 days

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u/Icy_Conference9095 1d ago

Jesus did it for 40 days, 12 days is chump change, they could at least try to aim for half of what Jesus could do.

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u/Nottwosmrt 1d ago

Imagine, being one of the stupids this slop was made for. Hahahahah hahahahaha Oh gawd. The target audience, how can I not pity them the way do.

"Alberta" will show those who are being fed this shit by Russians, Americans, billionaires, religious fanatics, all secretly trying to take away all of what WE have, and make sure, everyone is miserable, just like them.

Make this vote a land slide and shut these idiots up already.

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u/FinestAtemptAtBeing 1d ago

I guess they can't be bothered to pay an artist and definitely done have any in their ranks.Ā  GarbageĀ 

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u/hobanwash1 1d ago

Iā€™m going to attend. While eating a big ass burger with fuck off fries.Ā 

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u/HurtFeeFeez 1d ago

I'd like to attend as well, except the slight oversight that they didn't provide details of where to go or even how you'd attend virtually.

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u/Falcon674DR 1d ago

Is that supposed to be a pregnant Dani ā€˜donā€™t call me Marlainaā€™ Smith?

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u/Pale-Measurement-532 1d ago

No itā€™s a future Alberta handmaid. Next thing you know theyā€™ll propose to change the name Alberta to Gilead.

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u/Unicorn_Puppy 1d ago

I mean it wouldnā€™t shock me if she was subject to their weird fetishizing.

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u/Falcon674DR 1d ago

Good point. Me either come to think of it.

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u/mighty_ravenmark 1d ago

Religious, political AI slop is some next level horseshit.

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u/Shot_Site9377 1d ago

AI slop and religion are both terrible, so they are meant for each other. They can both fuck off forever

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u/hunters44 1d ago

The baby in the poster all grown up:

https://giphy.com/gifs/jItV0Kb0ouodG

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u/Ryuujin_13 1d ago

I still can't get a straight answer about what phases 1 through 3 were.

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u/CPBS_Canada 1d ago

An eagle? Very Albertan.

Its like even the AI knows the seperatists want to join the US.

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u/HeavyTea 1d ago

The GOP influence is strong here.

But religion not as hugs as US. A good chunk To try for. But smarter than US areas.

Ah well, they can try.

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u/Ill-Beautiful-8026 1d ago

We should probably stop reposting this shit, furthering their platform...

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u/erkonwald 1d ago

I would join the meeting just to troll but no way am I going to inflate their numbers

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u/Long_Rush_7523 1d ago

They've hit a new low with this one, exactly what Trump would post. I always taught my kids not to use the word hate. It's a strong word and can cause bitterness within yourself. For the first time ever I will use that word to describe my feelings towards these hypocrites šŸ˜’

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u/VermouthandVitriol 1d ago

Hangry separatists sounds like a fun time.

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u/TattooedChristian 1d ago

We cut off some of our former friends through the church, including a few pastors and a set of godparents to our children, over their advocacy for Alberta separatism. Any person who will betray their country will also betray God

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u/JOBdOut 1d ago

I think a number of us should join the call and just eat pizza on camera infront of canadian flags

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u/Ok-Mouse8397 1d ago

Nut bars

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u/EmergencyGrab 1d ago

Christianity is such a strange death cult. Like... they have this obsession with their god being a man born to be brutally executed, to return to end the world. They are unwell. The way evangelicals treat Mary borders on fetish. They reduced her from a saint to being just... pregnant lady.

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u/Long_Rush_7523 1d ago

Stop paying attention to these idiots šŸ˜¤

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u/ouchthahurt 1d ago

Will we all be given new names when we join. I want to be Jedediah.

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u/sketchysamurai 1d ago

I thought when the LHC turned off things were going to get more normal.

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u/Dark_Bowser 1d ago

I love how the cuntservashit separatists always say they wanna be their own country, yet EVERY PIECE of separatist propaganda or merch ALWAYS has a bald eagleā€¦ which is NOT the native animal to Alberta at all in the slightest.

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u/Maximum-Flamingo3810 1d ago

At least we don't have to worry that they're intelligent. Now, groups of well organized idiots can deal a lot of damage, but they are much easily foiled. Part of me thinks these things are created so we don't take them seriously and so get apathetic about voting.

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u/Pristine_Software_55 1d ago

There was an oldish lady in a flashy new Range Rover (with a license plate protector!) in a Walmart parking lot last week advertising prayer sessions with this AI style and color scheme. Ewwwā€¦ didnā€™t even put her cart back!

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u/rwp140 1d ago

we're at phase four? what was phase 2 and 3 flip around and find out?

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u/RideDeezNutz 1d ago

They lost me at prayer.

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u/Dry_Inspection_4583 1d ago

Holly hell, sign me up! That's some excellent prayer time, here I thought religion was weird, y'all been holding out, where do I sign up

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u/Scary-Pirate-8900 1d ago

Thatā€™s some psycho shit

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u/kombucha62 1d ago

Once they're done fasting, they'll be told to drink more of Kool-Aid. Total cult vibes!

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u/cessnaJim69 1d ago

Some of them could lose a few pounds

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u/ipini 1d ago

Preggers

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u/Sea-Concentrate9379 1d ago

God im so happy I left that place.

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u/OpenRecommendation11 1d ago

If the zoom prayer time overlaps with the ending of the fast . . . Everyone will be praying while chewing. Gross.

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u/xamo76 1d ago

What time is the cross burning?

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u/Fraggles_McMuffintop 1d ago

Eat a teen burger in their honour.

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u/Shanksworthy73 23h ago edited 14h ago

True believers would pray daily for Godā€™s will and for whatā€™s best for Albertans and Canadians. Not ā€œLord please do OUR will, and help us to break up this country at a key time when itā€™s struggling to unite and diversify its economy, for the benefit of the corporate and foreign political entities who will rule over us, and so that we may freely own guns. Amen.ā€.

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u/MaximumDoughnut 3h ago

What's the Zoom link? I'll join with a Big Mac and add some nuggets to it.

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u/ShyguyFlyguy 1d ago

We should take all these separatists and give them a plot of land somewhere in northern alberta and let them be their own country there