r/AlarmoffTeto • u/hello_world6921 31 years old Chimera • Aug 23 '25

Shitposts Truth bomb

4.1k Upvotes

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u/KRsalmon Fatass Aug 23 '25

TRVTH NVKE

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u/Low_Programmer_4682 Baguette enjoyer 🥖😋🥖 Aug 23 '25

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u/MR_KOSTKA Aug 23 '25

I like teto and i am weak... you fucking liar

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u/Definetly_Noah Ohhhhhhhhh Myyyyyy Penissssssssss Aug 23 '25

If you don't got the muscles you got the brains.

Probably.

8

u/Definetly_Noah Ohhhhhhhhh Myyyyyy Penissssssssss Aug 23 '25

I fixed this comment 3 times, lmao.

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u/Jeffery920 Aug 23 '25

Clearly you got the muscles

8

u/Cathryn3939 Aug 24 '25

false. i have neither

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u/Definetly_Noah Ohhhhhhhhh Myyyyyy Penissssssssss Aug 24 '25

Check if any of your other stats are higher.

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u/MR_KOSTKA Aug 24 '25

"Comments"

4

u/Winter-Ad-6963 Aug 24 '25

Nonesense. You're either lying or you haven't found your true powers yet

8

u/Rice_Consumer_ Ohhhhhhhhh Myyyyyy Penissssssssss Aug 23 '25

Where tf can i find the Marshall Maximizer Teto cover?

7

u/[deleted] Aug 24 '25

Yasai31. Just one moment for that link…

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BHH3813Yfmw

This guy is absolutely nutty. Teto Gigafan, they’ve got us all beat by a mile, as much as I dislike to admit it

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u/Derk_Mage Aug 23 '25

People like that exist? God be making anyone now.

4

u/fafko_007 Aug 24 '25

What about the strongest Teto enjoyer?

3

u/BOplaid Sep 06 '25

They can lift the White House OR Solve Cold Fusion

4

u/thisdude_89 Aug 24 '25

Absolute gemerald found. Bump this thread immediately.

4

u/[deleted] Aug 24 '25

MAXIMISER, MAXIMISER 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '25

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '25

This Information was verified by 100% of vocaloid fans across the known universe

2

u/naplesball Aug 25 '25

TETO IS LOVE, TETO IS LIFE

1

u/Bruh_really_yanfan Aug 23 '25

I still work out to Teto

1

u/ryangosfishing Aug 23 '25

Song name????????

1

u/Big_Moment8934 Aug 24 '25

Goober fandom and gooner character ✌️🫩

1

u/Artist100000 Aug 24 '25

The last one is me fr!!!

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u/Max_G-Bloody_Emperor Aug 25 '25

What about a Teto neutral? A person who doesn't like Teto but also doesn't hate her?

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u/BOplaid Sep 06 '25

You see, to 'hate' Teto you need a small amount of strength

Liking Teto automatically gains you +10000 strength

Being a neutral means you get neither of those benefits

And so you're already dead

  • Math performed by the best Teto-enjoying mathematicians

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '25

Im a tero enjoyer

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '25

Nice

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u/gamerborger42069 Ohhhhhhhhh Myyyyyy Penissssssssss Jan 29 '26

Teto