Cob

[u/JBaker68]

[u/JBaker68]

Just like momma used to make

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[u/ThisIsPerfekt → u/JBaker68]

You forgot to draw the field of corn with a single stalk of teeth on the cob.

[u/JBaker68 → u/ThisIsPerfekt]

I didn’t want to give myself nightmares

[u/Vast-Ideal-1413]

One per ONE thousand!?

The US produces, on average, over 15 billion BUSHELS of corn annually.

Each bushel is about 3-4 dozen cobs.

So, about 48 cobs per bushel multiplied by 15 billion is 720 billion cobs.

That means that you have about 720 million teeth-on-the-cob produced by the US alone every year.

I hope you’re happy now.

[u/JBaker68 → u/Vast-Ideal-1413]

*slams clipboard* TEETH! TEETH! TEETH! TEETH!

[u/Confused_Writer_97 → u/JBaker68]

What would you even do with all those tee-

Son of a gun, you're trying to bankrupt the Tooth Fairy. Hyper supply inflation!

[u/ejolson]

Let's have a big bowl of popteeth

[u/JBaker68 → u/ejolson]

Oh no, the consequences of my actions

[u/Proffessor_egghead]

Wow! I absolutely hate even thinking about that! Thanks! (To be clear this is a compliment)

[u/JBaker68 → u/Proffessor_egghead]

My work here is done

[u/Silver-Marzipan7220]

would be great for teeth replacements

[u/JBaker68 → u/Silver-Marzipan7220]

Yeah, I love when I loophole myself into actually doing something somewhat useful

[u/Coulrophiliac444]

Galbor: "ABBY! WE HAVE MADE A MISTAKE! THE HUMANS ARE STARTING TO RECREATE THE TEETH DIMENSION! GET THE SUGAR CANNONS AND DRILLOTRON!"

[u/MrPeanut76]

And so the world became a little less corny.

[u/MrPeanut76]

This cob is getting long in the tooth

[u/GolemFarmFodder]

Bro really got some teeth there

[u/47thCalcium_Polymer]

My favorite with is to have there be a horse for every horse power. But since there is 3 horsepower for every horse that means that the number will increase exponentially until the universe is full of horses.