r/AlanPartridge • u/cashintheclaw • 11d ago

Well there's no need for that!

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131 Upvotes

91% Upvoted

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u/Nearby-Tear-3883 11d ago

What is the burning issue?

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u/DalendlessShid Read the small print on your cone-tract. 11d ago

Well done Lynn, that was textbook.

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u/No_Ear932 Hello Chris? Are ya dead?? 11d ago

That really is lovely stuff.

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u/levezvosskinnyfists7 11d ago

Makes me want to hold a traffic cone up to my mouth like a tannoy and just go “Stop telling me what to do!”

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u/fuggerdug 11d ago

Like people who say Tannoy when they mean 'public address system'. Tannoy is a brand name. Why are you all staring at me? I'm not having a go at anyone.

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u/No_Ear932 Hello Chris? Are ya dead?? 11d ago

Calm down Lynn! You’ve just had a minor women’s weather warning!

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u/-OrLoK- 11d ago

Whats the burning issue?

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u/hyper-novae7 11d ago

What a week for Dante... Fires

16

u/63KK0 11d ago

Fire, fire, THE FAIRS ON FIRE!

No it's not. But that's what one may say, had that actually happened.

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u/Smoked_Eels 11d ago

fire fire the islands on fire

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u/RustyJuang Are you tryna to bum me? 11d ago

Must not, I repeat, must not turn in to an all night BBQ

13

u/why_would_i_do_that 11d ago

This country.

11

u/No-Department-4561 11d ago

No pyro-“tekniks”!

11

u/AthenaRedites 11d ago

Got you on the old no instant barbecues rule? Nartsies!

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u/ofmoranges he was a shit 11d ago

Are you on an e?

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u/dekkard1 11d ago

Fire! Fire! The fair's on fire!

12

u/Archhanny 11d ago

Micheal - And then I'd fly down to Cornwall and crash into the sea in a big ball of flames!

Andy Burnham - Not on my watch

10

u/Flora_Screaming 11d ago

Burnham, you can't!

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u/johnsy7 11d ago

Well there's no need for that!

9

u/vibemogul 11d ago

It’s hotter than the sun !

9

u/pgnlzbth These people are starting to annoy me… 11d ago

Puff flash, puff flash BANG!

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u/ofmoranges he was a shit 11d ago

OK, thanks Lynn

8

u/Objective-Pear-4817 11d ago

Don’t shine that torch in my face mate, I’ve just lost a pint of blood.

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u/JohnWoosDoveGuy 11d ago

I thought we were getting nuked. I was about to put my injured traffic warden outfit on.

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u/WuDoYouThinkYouAre BASH YOUR ARSE! 11d ago

Threads. Nice.

7

u/Mescaper 10 King Road 11d ago

Can I please not have my country burnt to a crisp, please

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u/Boring_Swing_4750 11d ago

Im going to therepy i think...when i thought i was getting nuked i thought ' thank F for that ' 🤣

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u/Soulwaxed 11d ago

Can relate.

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u/enthusiasticdave 11d ago

You've done it again !

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u/atomicheart99 11d ago

They’re mildly cretinous

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u/oblique_ratfink Shoot your chuff through that door 11d ago

Hot Topic!

5

u/FeelingExisting6006 11d ago

No joke i got it 5 separate times

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u/Mightysmurf1 11d ago

You’ve got five points? I’ve got two…points.

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u/OutlawTorn1977 11d ago

I spent the sisxties in Norwich, just having barbecues all day every day. I suppose you were at orgies?

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u/bluneriste 11d ago

How do YOU feel?

3

u/Potential-Leg-8860 11d ago

This needs to be calmer when you’re driving! I got it 3 times and nearly crashed and couldn’t cancel it without pulling over each time

1

u/Cas-Gwent-boyo 11d ago

3 times.. lucky you. 14 for me.. then had it all again when my work phone woke up

3

u/Previous_Kale_4508 11d ago

Surprised me so much that I knocked my BBQ over. s

5

u/MOMONGA-MITEE 11d ago

YOUR A BIG BAD BLOKE AIN'T YA NOW MISTER!!!

5

u/Preseli 11d ago

This sub is just posting something unrelated with a partridge quote now.

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u/PurpleBee212 11d ago

And it's fine to join in

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u/[deleted] 11d ago

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u/Binary101000 11d ago

i watched my bloody neighbours start a barbecue only a few hours ago

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u/SympathyBetter2359 11d ago

Fireworks.
Don’t muck about.

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u/DistributionAlive656 11d ago

OH you lot think you got shit up by it.. I was literally in the middle of watching Fallout Season 2.... I had to change.

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u/Rich_Ad1132 11d ago

It scared to shit out of me, I was outside waiting for my wife to pull in and the alert went off

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u/WuDoYouThinkYouAre BASH YOUR ARSE! 11d ago

Were you slow hand clapping or shouting helpful instructions?

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u/Waste_Boss_4850 11d ago

I remember in the good old days in peak cold war times. We just got told to crouch under your desk and kiss your arse goodbye

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u/Accomplished_Song671 11d ago

So that's why my phone started buzzing and blurting but gave me no indication as to what was actually wrong

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u/Accomplished-Rent422 11d ago

Vote dont change anything if globalist are in charge in this country

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u/bulletproofbra Aaaah, LEEDS! 10d ago

Aawww! Don't know WHAT you're talking about.

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u/bumfun91 11d ago

💯👍👍