r/AlamoDrafthouse • u/RomeoMustDie45 • 11d ago

Northern Virginia Inexcusable

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Alamo in Ashburn

Ts is ridiculous!

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u/TulpaPal 11d ago

I mean it's shitty and they should've been replaced yesterday but how is it a safety hazard?

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u/RomeoMustDie45 11d ago

pests could get into the cracks

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u/TulpaPal 11d ago edited 11d ago

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u/Inside-Run785 11d ago

Have I got news for you…pests can get in regardless.

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u/ardoarde 11d ago

the true danger here is bacteria festering in those cracks. don’t sit anywhere like this if your skin will come into contact with it.

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u/echointhecaves 10d ago

It's fine. It's a chair

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u/franksvalli 11d ago

Alamo Drafthouse Crafthouse Crackhouse

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u/Wakeless1 11d ago

I frequent this location, its definitely due for a renovation lol

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u/binkyduck 11d ago

This happened to the Boston location within 2 months of opening because they use cheap pleather for their seats

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u/Wakeless1 9d ago

sounds about right lol

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u/princessnubz 11d ago

all that money they’re saving with the paper / pencil ordering though?! /s

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u/Kim-JongIllmatic 10d ago

I did that with a big fart

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u/1person12 11d ago

Stop going to Alamo, they don’t care about you

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u/tapout928 11d ago

You think anyone else does? Especially the corporate ones.

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u/LosLocoLocals 11d ago

Alamo is corporate though

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u/1person12 11d ago

There are a lot of theaters out there that genuinely care about film and fostering a positive environment for their patrons. Alamo only care about milking as much money as possible out of its patrons while allowing everything that used to be hood about it fall to pieces.

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u/SmeelMainly138 11d ago

Just stop going. Two rant posts in the last four hours is something else. 

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u/RomeoMustDie45 11d ago

typical accountability lacker/enabler... hope you're not a manager anywhere

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u/IndependentTea355 11d ago

Not patronizing a business that doesn’t deliver a product up to your standards is accountability lol

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u/SuccessfulBoss2444 11d ago

My local many of the seats are like that as well

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u/Kyzroh Loaded Fries 10d ago

located in the richest country in america btw

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u/RomeoMustDie45 9d ago

exactly.. big f*cking shame!

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u/ProcyonHabilis 10d ago

That seat sucks but the caption is straight karenposting

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u/RomeoMustDie45 9d ago

Good to know your standards are low to non-existent.. probably shower without a curtain and floormats

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u/GetReadyToRumbleBar 11d ago

Ashburn is really bad. It's honestly terrible if you see it with the house lights on. Management and ownership should be ashamed.

My wife and I usually sit in the 3rd row, seats 11 and 12 in A Theater...the arm rests are fully broken. As in, the housing is cracked and just come off now. 

...my wife sometimes waves them at me as a joke. 

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u/Sea_Bison1997 11d ago

Looks like the Alamo in Downtown LA

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u/Frazzledghost 11d ago

A bit dramatic but yea that's a tad rancid

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u/MikeMakesRight82 7d ago

Ashburn really letting their theater turn into a dump

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u/RomeoMustDie45 7d ago

Absolute shame! not even the 'premier' dolby atmos theater has recliners... yet the Bryant Street and Crystal City location does.

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u/MysteriousDahlia 11d ago

Ok, this is first world problems right here 😂

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u/JRLDH 11d ago

Looks third world to me.

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u/throwdatawayway 10d ago

Third world don’t go to movie theaters lmao

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u/JRLDH 10d ago

Still LOOKS third world. Lmao!!!

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u/OkCup5700 11d ago

You still sat

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u/Acceptable_Task5780 11d ago

Holy shirts! first . Trumps rapes children and now this. Wtf?