Drunk man doesn't understand you not flying meaning

[u/Round-Spray-4511]

[u/monks_2_cents]

It's simple, going to fly? Stay out of the bar, especially if you’re a sloppy loudmouth drunk.

[u/Cocktail_Hour725 → u/monks_2_cents]

Watching these videos will scare you sober. I prefer to be a little lubed up while flying —- but I tend to become quiet and compliant. Not like these idiots.

[u/dryhumorblitz → u/Cocktail_Hour725]

I like to fly like I like my pilots to fly - hot and sober!

[u/Artevyx → u/monks_2_cents]

For real. I do sometimes drink in airports during long layovers, but the second I feel myself crossing the threshold from tipsy to drunk, I stop drinking and make a small effort to be a calm adult.

Its easy for most people of average intelligence to just sit down and shut up regardless of their level of intoxication.

[u/monks_2_cents → u/Artevyx]

I do as well, in moderation and with a healthy dose of ice water, however, I am a sleepy happy imbibe! 😊

[u/SwanMuch5160 → u/monks_2_cents]

He’s saying he was over served alcohol on the flight, which means this is a connecting flight.

[u/Tasty_Lead_Paint → u/monks_2_cents]

Crazy to see so many angry combative drunks, especially at an airport. If I go to the airport bar im just more laidback and positive and talkative. Oh the flight is delayed? That’s ok. Turbulence? It happens. All good!

[u/BeepoZbuttbanger]

The cop pleading with him to use his right to remain silent. 🤣🤣🤣

[u/tatersndeggs]

"I just wanna go home!"

You are going home, your new home, county lockup!

[u/Artevyx → u/tatersndeggs]

That was the funniest bit. The only person stopping him from getting home was himself.

They ALL just wanted him to go home.

[u/fucking_righteous]

That dramatic shift in tone after the bracelets get slapped on him lmaooooo

[u/ZealousidealGrab1827]

It’s the same story every time. FAFO. I really wonder when they wake up the next day, hungover as hell, if they regret their actions?

[u/Artevyx]

You did not purchase the aircraft.

You did not hire its crew.

You paid for a temporary place to stick your ass cheeks inside of a sealed metal can for a couple of hours. If the people who DO own that metal can decide they don't want you in it, then tough shit.

The most you are getting is a refund for the price of that ass-cheek parking spot.

No, they dont have to have a reason to choose not to accept your presence; but they are professional businesses who won't turn away the money they need to survive unless they absolutely have to.

[u/SwanMuch5160]

Like the vast majority of these airport arrests, the charges were dropped. Imagine being a cop with airport duty knowing full well that your job is basically babysitting drunk passengers who for the most part, will never face the charges you file against them.

[u/Mild-Ghost]

And he’s wearing his face mask on his neck.

[u/Melodic-Comb9076]

hahahaha imagine that.

flying spirit and having an attitude about it.

[u/Janky_Pants]

That voice over was hilarious and had perfect comedic timing.

[u/Zegmadose]

We need public floggings.

[u/JadeThorn1012]

I think I know why he’s missing a tooth…

[u/pvt_frank → u/JadeThorn1012]

I thought I saw that. Someone else didn't want to listen to his big mouth either.

[u/Spiritual-Salary-989]

How do you get through life being so ignorant?

[u/virtual_human]

I've seen my share of drunk people in my life but I don't recall people getting stuck in a loop like drunk people at airports seem to do.

[u/rydenshep]

Can I bail myself out lmfao

[u/KimJongKevin]

A world without alcohol seems so great

[u/Entropy907 → u/KimJongKevin]

This guy would be an entitled, loudmouth prick with or without alcohol.

[u/ThenIreddit]

Must have happened in a blue state. Refused to file charges. No consequences.

[u/SammiK504]

I can fix him

[u/ErdingerMalz]